HILF

Hound I'd Like to Fuck.

Because of all those sexy doggies out there!

Person 1: 'Phwooaar! Check out that german shepherd over there!'
Person 2: (in agreement) HILF.

by theTEEBz August 7, 2010

hilFarious

fucking hilarious.
More fun to say than "filarious"
But, the "F" HAS to be capital, or you'll just look like a fidiot who can't spell.

When laura fell down the stairs I couldn't help but laugh, it was hilFarious!

by Kalalala February 27, 2007

hilf

heather i'd like to fuck ;).

flawless fucking hilf ;;)

by Munkki October 18, 2008

hilfy

A very popular and sexy person usually pulls all the hoes and has the biggest dick in riverside. He fucks all the girls and beats everyone’s ass, he always looks good and makes friends with everyone.

Girl 1: Did you see hilfy, he is so Hott!
Girl 2: Yeah i saw hilfy I would let him smash any day.
Girl 1: Should I go fuck hilfy?
Girl 2: Yeah I’ll fuck hilfy with you!

by Hilfytheriversidegod March 6, 2019

HILF

harem I'd like to fuck

a house inhabited by attractive females is a HILF house

by fluffy_bunny_666 December 27, 2009

Tommy Hilfaggot

American Clothing Brand named Tommy Hilfiger by the name, Tommy Hilfaggot a stupid ass white redneck racist clothing designer, one hell of an ugly Mother Fucker.
Una marca de ropa Americana llamada Tommy Hilfiger por el nombre de el diseñador en ofensa se nombra Tommy Hilfaggot significa Tommy HilMarica traducido su nombre 'rima' Tommy Hilfiger = Hilfaggot, se le dice asi por su ropa de mala calidad y racismo

Tommy Hilfaggot

by Melhem January 29, 2014

HILF

Hipster I'd Like to Fuck

"Check out that HILF reading Vonnegut. I'd like to see those tight pants on my bedroom floor."
People give hipsters a hard time for being self-absorbed assholes, but you have to admit that some of them are extremely fuckable.

by elliott123 September 19, 2009