hoopty

a hoopty is a car with very big speakers -ALWAYS metal flake paint (lime green usually). 4 dr. '95 Lincoln is a classic example. sometimes Lowered, may bounce, 19 or 20" rims. Back window has large letters tht are difficult to read as they are in old english -all caps.

"My posse dissen me cause my hoopty be dragging. Know what I'm saying"

by Boba June 22, 2004

hooptie

To ride
to be given a ride
to drive

Yo Bob, gangsta Billy needs you to hooptie him over to the bonnie

I'm gonna hooptie my ass over there in a couple minutes

Yo, can you give me a hooptie to the liquor store?

by H to the O-S-S March 27, 2004

Hooptie

A cool, personalized ride.

That bitch! Did he put new rubber on his hooptie?

by MarkGH September 18, 2006

Hooptie

There is a girl in Beaver County, PA that doesn't brush her teeth every day and she doesn't have health insurance or the internet. She drives a beat 89 cavalier and she is allways in faded jeans, sneakers and a hoody. I cant resist her cause i know i can get her. And she looks sooo good in a certain way. Please help me with this one guys, I know you know her...

"Aww dude check her out... look at that ass. Maybe she'd be into me if i put a new cd player in her car." Says Aaron. "Naww dude, shes a hooptie. Why dont you call that Brittany girl back?" Replied Diesel.

by HoopyLove November 30, 2004

Hoopty

A person or object that is super cheesy, simple and ridiculous in ghetto terms.

A grown man who records the Lifetime channel on his DVR is without a doubt Hoopty.

by websterrocks August 02, 2012

hooptie

A New York City bicycle that wears out your sneakers every time you have to stop with at least one part dangling off the bicycle

A Huffy or Murray mountain bike with three broken spokes and the shift lever unattached

by halifax November 13, 2003

hooptie

Well if a hooptie is any saturn ever sold..then I have had one sitting there broken down forever!!!! HELP!! I need another hooptie that works!!! I will pay $50 or less...let me know!

My pice of shyt saturn that has been sitting there for ages broken down and rotting.

by Vero March 14, 2004