honda

1. Something that has under 90 ft/lbs of torque.

2. Automobiles made in Japan, highly over-rated, have no styling, get good gas milage for one reason: Small engines. Honda's have been called reliable, but are really pieces of shit, they fall apart. Keep insisting that DOHC actually boosts efficiency, but actually it doesn't do shit.

3. Number one choice for ricers world-wide. Usually because they are cheap, and are seen in Fast and the Furious. Poser's and main-stream Whiggers buy this type of car.
1. Yeah my Techumseh lawn mower is hondaed.

2. Dude, I just had the weirdest dream: Honda changed the styling on the Civic!

3. Check out this poser in his Civic, that thing probably runs like 115 ft/lbs.
by Rice Hater August 20, 2006
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Honda

motor corporation in which its engines are superior to almost any vehicle in its class, 2.2L 4cyl prelude produces more HP than a 3.8L V6 mustang,
by Dr. Fish April 10, 2006
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honda

Highest resale value of any modern car in production...

Highest efficany of any car any car in production...

First company to sell a highbred engine...

Most reliable engines around...

And yes something young idiots try to prove their penile size with.
by schimschone March 27, 2006
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Honda

Honda is a Japanese company. Though famous for the Honda automobiles, they also make recreational vehicles and androids.

The automobiles:
-First off, Honda and Acura are exactly the same. Honda is just the cheaper manufacturer. The cars mainly use 4-cylinders. Some models use 6-cylinders. These cars last long, almost as long as a Toyota.

-The most common Honda model is the Civic. The drivers of a Civic range from young women to rich white kids to the economically concerned. Mainy teenagers will say that the Civic is a fast car. This, however, is not true. A standard Civic will have a horsepower rating between 117 to 140. If the customer is willing to spend more, they can buy another model known as the Civic Si, which has an available 197hp. The key to their speed is their weight. Also, the Civic has the most available aftermarket parts. Some of these parts can help to exceed the 40 MPG on a stock Civic. In short: The Civic is a good economic car, but is really nothing more than that.

-The Accord is an economic sedan, available with a 4-cylinder and a 6-cylinder. Getting up to 35 MPG and up to 240hp, this car is pretty good, though not the best one out there in its class. Available in 2-door and 4-door.

The automobiles section was about the common Honda vehicles. There will be no section for the S2000, Prelude, Ridgeline, etc.

The Recreational Vehicles: Honda make decent ATVs, dirt bikes, motorcycles, and various others. Like their cars, they are relatively cheap and reliable. It would be in one's best interest to find another manufacturer.

The Robot: The robot, known as ASIMO, is very well done. It is the future of large businesses. ASIMO can play soccer, greet people, and one day will be able to help with household tasks. ASIMO is already being used in museums and offices around Japan. ASIMO has been in development for over 20 years.

All in all, Honda is a decent company. Their cars are not so great compared to, say, Mazda or Nissan, but if you plan on getting your child a car, Honda would be a good deal to take on, for their cars are cheap and reliable.
Person A: Dude, my Honda Civic can beat your car!
Person B: Right...does your car really have an AEM exhaust?
Person A: No, but it'll still beat you!
Person B: Then why is that sticker there?
Person A: Because my car is cooler than yours!
Person B: So let me get this straight, you're saying that your Civic can beat my VW Jetta GLI?
Person A: Ye...YEAH!
Person B: Okay, well come back to me when you learn a lil' bit more on cars.
by Squeegee September 16, 2008
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honda

Cardboard box on wheels
Most popular ricer

Every teenage wigger drives one and thinks its the shit
wigger: YO dog that ride is the shit! Is that a roof scoop from canadian tires? DAAAAAAAMN!
by The_Dark_Side August 20, 2006
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Honda

Acronym for "Had One, Never Did Accelerate"
I had a car. It was a Honda.
by oldestof6 February 20, 2009
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honda

A crappy, slow piece of shit. Driven by assholes who cruise McDonald's parking lots for pussy.
Ricer: Hey, you see that hot chick over there?

Ricer friend: Yeah. She'll love my Honda Civic, the stickers alone add a million horsepower. Enough to overcome its torque deficit.

Ricer: What torque deficit?

Ricer friend: Well the only torque it makes is from the weight of the flywheel... 20Nm.

Ricer: Oh great that guy in the HG Monaro 350 just took her!
by anonysmo December 29, 2007
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