Financial institution pretending to engage in high risk / high reward quantitative investment strategies but in fact trading on insider information to get ahead of the market.
"How did Joe afford that Lamborghini?"
"Oh, he works for a hench fund now. He's going to bed with the assistants of three different CFOs and using the information he gets that way to help his fund make out like bandits."
"Oh, he works for a hench fund now. He's going to bed with the assistants of three different CFOs and using the information he gets that way to help his fund make out like bandits."
by nygeek August 30, 2012
Get the hench fund mug.Hench defines a person or object so ungodly large in stature that there is no way you will fuck with it/them .
Steve: "oi that prick over there is tryna steal my bird should fuck him up mate?'
John:"nah that blokes fuckin Hench mate he'd destroy you!"
John:"nah that blokes fuckin Hench mate he'd destroy you!"
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(Samir stuck under a car)
Kapil (struggling to lift the car): ahhhhh we need to lift it up!
Sagar (also struggling to Lift the car and perspiring profusely): no kidding we need that hench Neal
Kapil (struggling to lift the car): ahhhhh we need to lift it up!
Sagar (also struggling to Lift the car and perspiring profusely): no kidding we need that hench Neal
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Get the Henching mug.A VERB referring to the act of a Henchman/ Henchperson doing the bidding of, submitting to, and/or endeavoring to be under the employ of an Archvillain. Simple blatant examples of this can be seen throughout popular Media , most notably in James Bond films, Animation, and Superhero films, books,, and Comics. Modern derivative meanings include the currently trending use of the word as an ADJECTIVE within the realm of Fitness/Bodybuilding to connote an individual who is excessively built, harkening back to the archetype of imposing, well-built, menacing individuals that have traditionally functioned as Henchpeople in Media.
Each of the three characters in the D.C. Universe that have worked under the moniker " Robin" committed themselves to hench for Batman.
Johnny had to consider whether he wanted to hench for the Mutilator, who would provide less benefits but instantly promote him to being a Sidekick, or to hench for King Spork, which comes with excellent benefits but places him as one among hundreds of Henchmen.
Johnny had to consider whether he wanted to hench for the Mutilator, who would provide less benefits but instantly promote him to being a Sidekick, or to hench for King Spork, which comes with excellent benefits but places him as one among hundreds of Henchmen.
by Havran Corvus March 2, 2021
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