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handicap booty

when u get pounded so bad u cant walk anymore and u become handicapped
“Wow he was so good in bed last night that now I have a handicap booty”
by poopskeet123 September 16, 2025
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Asian Handicap

once the sex is almost finished, the Male pulls out and busts in the females ear. Therefore, handicapping the females hearing for a brief period of time.
by Asian Handicap October 22, 2018
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metrically handicapped

1. To describe someone that has a condition that causes them to be unable to understand SI units of measurement (colloquially referred as "Metric System").

This affliction has been historically endemic in regions of North America, Western Africa and Southeastern Asia.
When I told her I was 1.7 metres tall she stared at me in shock. Later I found out that sadly she's metrically handicapped.
by Preguiça não tem fim April 1, 2021
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handicapped skiing

When someone is riding a penis and also manipulating two other members with their hands. 4 people involved, one rider, one "ski cart" and two others to provide the poles !
Dude, last night was crazy...I didn't think Jenny was such a sick Handicapped Skier ! (<- Handicapped Skier substituted for Handicapped Skiing for context)
by STS_74 May 19, 2018
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language-handicapped

not being able to find the right words to say; kelsey
I am language-handicapped because everything I say always comes out wrong.
by jeanine June 27, 2004
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Handicap skiing

To give a hand job to the driver of the vehicle you're in

Also known as Backroad skiing
Greg and I drove the back roads last night and he did some handicap skiing. Almost drove in a ditch....
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Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.
Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”
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