Albert Hammond jr.

Propernoun
(Al-bert--Ha-mmond)
Rythm guitarist for the New York rock group and my personal favorite band, The Strokes. Has pouffy 70's afro hair, brown eyes(i think) and sometimes a small unshaven beard.
His father is also a famous musician.

I threw my 'fro pick at my friend in rage when Albert Hammond Jr. walked by and it accidentally got stuck in his hair with out him noticing. How awsome is that shit!?

by Blode & Food October 31, 2005

Hamnett

A chocolate penis.

Derived from the first known manufacturers, the Hamnett Novelty Confectionery Co.

Tony disgusted his colleagues by lasciviously eating a Hamnett in public.

by Ditchling Dan March 1, 2004

Hadon'care

The most dopest thing you can text back if a girl texts you something boring.

Boring Girl: I just bought a new bed for my cat!

You: Hadon'care

by TinglyWiener January 10, 2013

hamoirus

A Dictator who only hates Olivers and is a huge dickhead.

Person: Oliver, I've had enough of you get out of the class waste your time there.
Oliver: dang you're such an hamoirus

by beanssssssssssss December 8, 2021

Albert Hammond jr.

Albert Hammond jr. plays lead and rythm guitar in (i'll try not to be too subjective here) the absoloute BEST and revolutionary band in the world, The Strokes. Albert was sent to the elite boarding school "Institut Le Rosey" at 13, where he was lucky enough to stumble accross the sexiest man alive and fellow Stroker Julian Casablancas ( see Julian Casablancas). Albert is probably one of the best dressed men i have ever seen, and enjoys wearing formal suits, usually a different one for each show. He holds the guitar in a high horizontal position, and this in conjunction with his affro mimics sexual intercourse to screaming fans alike.

Albert Hammond jr. your hair is a god in the form of an affro.

by SophXxx August 13, 2006

Hamna

Hamna is the most adorable person to ever exist. She’s usually very short (tiny). Hamna is a very protective person who cares a lot about her close people and takes care of them whenever she can. She can be mean at times but is very nice overall.

I am very lucky to have my Hamna

by celllx July 4, 2021

hamont

An abbreviation used by assholes to refer to the city of Hamilton, Ontario.

Person 1: Hey, that crackhead just broke into my car for the nickels in the cupholder.
Person 2: That's #hamont for you, man

by friends with rats January 5, 2020