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Hakuna your tatas

An alternative phrase to "Calm your tits".

Other examples are "Sooth your boobs", "De-stress your breasts", "Undo the calamity that is your mammaries" and "Adjust your bust before it combusts".

I also like "Give your chest a rest" and "Don't have a rack attack".
Jenna: OMG I'm stressing out over this test! If I don't get a good score, I'll fail the semester and then I'll fail the year, ruining my life and I'll end up homeless because I cant get a job and...

Mark: Dude, hakuna your tatas. It's just one test.
by Hakuna'd Tatas March 10, 2014
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Hakuna Matata Bitches

No worries for the rest of your days...bitches

Used to bring your self up and further push some one down used to address a losing group mostly
I just picked up first place in the spelling bee, hakuna matata bitches
by BombaGoBackToTheVillage March 5, 2009
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Hakuna ma tatas

Something you say when you're trying to be sexy.
Simba: "Why are you looking at me like that...?"
Nala: "I want you to hakuna ma tatas!"
by Snicklitter69 July 23, 2019
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hakuna matata

It means "no worries". For little kids in the Lion King movie. But it really means...

BEING GAY!!! (or Gay Sex)

Like Pumbaa and Timon in The Lion King...
Bob: Hey John, wanna do some Hakuna Matata?

John: Fuck no i aint gay
by q w e r t y March 4, 2008
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Hakuna Matata Moment

That one split-second you want to live in forever. You were worry-free, no problems were plaguing your brain, and you were just happy.
The second I first laid eyes on the love of my life is definitely my Hakuna Matata moment.
by futureactiveparticiple December 24, 2014
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hakuna your tatas

Jeff: hakuna your tatas, bitch.
Ronan: ok
by apple_lychee August 20, 2020
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hakuna fucking matata

Sarcastic response to an annoyingly positive person or situation.

Or

With the addition of "to you to" at the end it becomes a smart ass'd response to a miserable or negative person or situation.
Well hakuna fucking Matata to you too asshole.
by Creativecaveman November 2, 2020
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