garate

a middle age man who lives with his mother.

my uncle is a garate.

by johny894556 February 7, 2008

garagenous zone

The region in which the signal of a garage door opener will activate its corresponding garage door.

I have to pass my neighbor's house before I'm in my garagenous zone.

by Knief January 31, 2008

Garafied

Getting out of a situation by utilizing the intelligence of an elderly ginger.

The only way Cindy would let me sleep with her was if I ate her asshole. The problem was soon Garafied when I agreed to do it in the shower.

by FarArse June 29, 2011

adult garanimals

Adults who wear matchy matchy clothes as if they were small children. Everything looks like it came from a match set box.

It tends to lack any imagination and often has too many patterns like flowers, shapes etc.

Did you see that guy over there? Looks like he took the easy way out when getting dressed this morning and grabbed his adult garanimals. Yikes!

by dwied August 11, 2009

Gaara of the Funk

Gaara of the Sand's more comical alias. Though it is fanmade, Gaara of the Funk has become popular, mostly on the internet. One can assume that it comes from his red afro like hair. The Naruto Abridged Series on youtube features Gaara in funk-form. Gaara is a character from the Naruto series.

Gaara of the Funk Quotes:
"Funk Coffin!"
"You don't respect the funk... for that, I will kill you!"
"If you want to pass through here alive, you'll have to beat me.. in DDR!"

by Otterdude December 11, 2007

Gaara

Gaara is the most cutest anime boy in the anime Naruto. He had a sad history, his father sealed the one tailed beast inside of him before birth. This causing his mother to die when he was born. His father blamed Gaara for her death and the whole village became afraid of him. Gaara then grew up alone not even his brother or sister wanted to go near him. One of the senseis he had who loved him then tried to assainated Gaara. gaara then learned to care and love only himself. His mothers love was put into the sand which is in the gourd on his back and that sand will go to his protection at any time Gaara then began to continue to live his life alone in sadness and hatred until he met Naruto and became happy then starting a new life.
P.s. the thing around Galata's eyes is a birthmark not mascara just like Naruto doesn't have whiskers it's a birth mark.

Gaara is an awesome character in naruto

by Mizuki Herazaki August 2, 2018

gaara fangirl

A common species of fangirl, often from North America or Canada.

This breed of fangirl will generally worship the Naruto character Gaara, to the point of rabid obsession. (Ex. Having posters, plushies, pictures, action figures, videos, fanarts, fanfictions, T-shirts, ect. with Gaara)

Also may think they 'own' this fictional 2D character, or are with or married to him. Overall, very dangerous. Approach with caution.

Normal Person: Isn't Gaara cool?

Gaara Fangirl #1: -gasp- HOW DARE YOU, YOU WHORE?! HE'S MY SMEXILICIOUS 2D CHARACTER!! -foams at the mouth-

Normal Person: O_o -backs away slowly-

by LonelyNeko13 January 19, 2008