Guru

Guru the great dick sucker in the world... He loves to suck every dicks in the world, he even sucks his own dick.

Hey that guy guru he sucked my dick yesterday.... OMG what!!! can you able to see a white fluid on his mouth.. hehe its my cum... I cummed hard on his mouth

Guru by epik shit October 31, 2025

Guru'd

To speak and voice an opinion that is uninformed and lacking substance and knowledge. Someone who lacks education and common sense. Mainly used on internet forums by "trolls". Someone who feels a need to speak but without making sense or takes gossip as truth. Usually said person is unaware of common sense and lacks social skills.

Yet again a guru'd comment. e.g. George Washington is the current US president.

Guru'd by Josh McGregor July 26, 2009

guru meditation code

A whimsical name for an error code, the guru meditation code is helpfully provided by end users so that tech support gurus have something to meditate on. When their meditations are complete, they may be divinely inspired to create a better product, establish a philosophy of world peace, or maybe even fix your problem.

Before accepting the message, you may wish to write down the guru meditation code. You may then email it to Red Lion technical support, so that one of our technical gurus can meditate on this information in order to track-down the cause of the problem.

guru meditation code by rootbeer277 October 18, 2008

Guru Gabi Singh

It means what's happening, whats going on, whats the down low.

-Whats the Guru Gabi Singh?
-Nothing much, boring day.

Guru Gabi Singh by Jakabones January 14, 2006

guru block

When a Narcissistic ex-teacher disowns a student for becoming an individual.
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"Hey, you lecturing at the convention this year?"

"Nah, I got serious guru block.."

guru block by capsule May 28, 2016

Guru Bendamin

Sexiest guy in the room, super athletic, always thinking about the 1,768,893,238 possibilities for a chess game. Will one day take over the world, along with the other guru Tair-Chan. Sworn enemy of Jeff.

Ohh Guru Bendamin, help me with the maths equation...

Guru Bendamin by A smexy thing March 25, 2021