A double blowjob given to a lucky guy by two women who have false teeth but remove them so that they can really go down on the cock. The removal of the prosthetic teeth allows the man to really pound the two mouths without worry of grazing or toaster head.
Two old men at the retirement home.
Bob: Did you have fun at rec class last night?
Josh: I skipped rec and got a double gummer from Laura and her mom while the nurses weren't looking.
Bob: Damn, those two are definitely a DAMILF!
Bob: Did you have fun at rec class last night?
Josh: I skipped rec and got a double gummer from Laura and her mom while the nurses weren't looking.
Bob: Damn, those two are definitely a DAMILF!
by fastcache October 9, 2011
Get the double gummer mug.Extremely satisfying oral sex performed by a partner who has either knocked out their own teeth with a hammer or had their teeth knocked out with a hammer, causing their gums to be smooth and responsive.
by Chaz Plowman October 7, 2018
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When you overfill your see through underwear with shrimp and then you go diving with whale sharks and they eat the shrimp out of your underwear.
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Get the Whale shark gummer mug.GUERNE-ville GUM-mer v A blowjob given the same day a person has had all their teeth removed. (Not to be confused with the Rio Nido Nibble.)
Matt- "I ran into that gutter-slut Fifi at the Post Office today."
Greg- "How was she? Wasn't today the day she had her remaining teeth extracted?
Matt- "It was. I think it was the anaesthetic...cause she asked me if I wanted a Guerneville Gummer."
Greg- "I'd wait until her gums heal a little if I were you."
Matt- "No, I was amazed at the sensation from the texture."
Greg- "How was she? Wasn't today the day she had her remaining teeth extracted?
Matt- "It was. I think it was the anaesthetic...cause she asked me if I wanted a Guerneville Gummer."
Greg- "I'd wait until her gums heal a little if I were you."
Matt- "No, I was amazed at the sensation from the texture."
by shtetl_mensch July 19, 2006
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Get the a gummer mug." HERE JIMMY I CANT BELEIVE MY LUCK 50 YEARS OF MARRAGE AND OUR SEXLIFE HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER, IT ALL STARTED WHEN SHE GOT HER WALLIES OUT AN GAVE ME A WE BAWHUM, SHES A GRAND WE PLUM GUMMER"
by BIGHAIRYMOOMOO October 5, 2008
Get the PLUM GUMMER mug.A sexual maneuver in which right before the Male ejaculates, the female (or other male) show their sexual partner a picture of Hillary Clinton. The Male will then go soft and the other chews the penis like a gummy worm.
Jesse- Let's do the gummer
Jessica- okay
*shows picture of Hillary Clinton*
Joe Biden, outside the window- Fuck, she's hot
Jessica- okay
*shows picture of Hillary Clinton*
Joe Biden, outside the window- Fuck, she's hot
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