Garnet Valley

a suburban school full of middle/upper-middle class kids. The girls hoard brand names like a chi rat collects joints. The boys like to act like tough lax bros, but we all know they're scared of the dark, and girls (see: wangster). Known for football and a kick-ass extra curriculars.

Rob: Yo man, wanna hit up GRun?
Wiggz: Nah, gotta promote my shitty white-boy rap remix.
Emma: Not another!
Rob: Dude, you have more covers than Emma has Abercrombie tees.

You know what would be funny? to drop off these Garnet Valley badboys in the middle of West Philly.

by garnetvalley August 17, 2011

garn

To indicate movement or action

Aussie1: How ya garn?
Aussie2: Good, self?
Aussie1:Yeah awright, garn the footy this arvo?
Aussie2:Nah....garn the movies instead.

Garn get fucked ya fuckin mongrel.

by Alex October 9, 2003

Garno Club

When driving your arm in to the gential region of someone.

Playing football one day nick gave vannzee the Garno Club and he pissed blood for a week.

by D-Run April 11, 2008

Garnik

Garnik is the most wide guy existing, he's very handsome and every boy immediately falls in love with him just by looking at his face. He's a great pilot and will recreate 9/11 with you, so romantic! If you see him don't hesitate and go ask him out ASAP! If your name isn't Felix he will almost guaranteed say yes! But watch out, don't look at him too long because he will run up to you and hit you to the moon and you will be talking to the moon like Bruno Mars.

Aaron: OMG! is that Garnik?!
Felix: Yes, he's so handsome and hot, he almost looks like The Rock!
Aaron: Damn, I'm too nervous to ask him out!
Felix: Don't worry, he only rejects me...

by caye!!!!!!! March 8, 2022

Garnette

Garnette is a name derived from the word Garnet which is a dark red crystal. This is a name that belongs to the most wonderful girl you can ever meet. A kind of girl superior to the rest; the most awesome, most beautiful girl in the world (Well.... in my opinion anyway). She is caring, loving and so so smart. She's the one person that will be there for you anytime that you need her, the one who's laugh can make your day, the one who's smile just makes you a little happier, the one who can always make you laugh coz she's just so naturally funny, even when she doesn't mean to be. She is amazing at sports (especially basketball.... coz that's like her favourite sport). Sometimes she may be a little tense and can be very intimidating, but it is only to the ones who don't treat her well. She is a spontaneous, awesome, person. She is extremely hyper and it can be a bit hard to keep up with her but the effort is always worth it. Very lovable, you can't hate her no matter how much you try. Deffinitely very random. Fun person to be around. She is someone you can hold tight and truly care for, because she makes you feel special, because she loves you. And sometimes I can treat her in a way that may make her think that I don't care but that can never ever happen because she is the bestest friend a girl can have and i don't whether or not she knows but I love her so so so much♡♥♡♥♡

Michael: Who's that awesome girl that came over here last night?

Zachary: Oh yeah... That was Garnette..

by JeamieLovesYOU♡♡ October 4, 2015

Gaurnfackt

Gaurnteed or Fact

Used Mostly In The North Side Of Cork City

Origin From Mallow

Gaurnfackt I’m Going Out Tonight

by Colin Barrett August 19, 2019

devin garner

A little shit faggot

Devin garner is a dick sucker

by SlapBoi69 November 5, 2019