beef gristle mill

A location you make up in order to keep a lie going. Can be used in almost every situation because it sounds like a real place but in reality doesn't exist anywhere.

The location for the new park will be where the old beef gristle mill is.

Guy: So are you still a loser who can't get a job?

You : Nah, I just got a job at the beef gristle mill.

by David Krappenschidtz June 6, 2017

chewing the gristle

performing the act of cunnilingus on an ugly and/or obese woman.

masticating on a tough piece of beef or pork

severing the umbilical cord with teeth

"oh my dayz bruv, i know you aint fussy or nuttin' blood, but i can't believe you chewed the gristle of fat sam, you fuckin' skank!"

"oy chunky! Get your munting fat arse over here and let me chew your gristle, ya fat bitch"

"ha ha, you fuckin' wrong'n, i heard about you chewing the gristle of that unit from 'the log and cupcake'!"

by Lord Crobfish July 28, 2009

gristle whistle

The Exterior Sphincter, located at the posterior margin of the anus - your blow hole.

i don't know about ring sting but my gristle whistle exploded after that hot curry last night; at the sauna she let me tap her gristle whistle with my todger

by Tudor Inn May 28, 2011

back bottom gristle lumps

Pickled human shit.

Cyrus just ate some back bottom gristle lumps, yeah he ate shit!

by vive cuervo October 20, 2008

back bottom gristle lumps

(As seen in "The ladies man", quite simply, it's SHIT, or for the well educated, fecal matter!"

You smell like back bottom gristle lumps...

by skorpionlady September 5, 2005

Toe Gristling

Toe gristling", Or One getting his "toe gristled" are one in the same. It simply means you are getting your fuck on, or getting your dick sucked. Think of your dick as your toe. Hence the term "getting my toe gristled

Damn yo, im tryin to get my toe gristled by that one banger tonight

Shes probably a great at toe gristling, huh?

by toenailthekid November 7, 2010

Gristle

1. Weird chunky little shits that always hide in any form of meat which some people that have gotten it have gone vegetarian.

2. Another word for penis.

1. Mmm… this steak. *Throws up* EEEW, Gristle!? That’s disgusting!
2. My gristle fells like I have to pee!

by Numpty911 March 10, 2022