Peter Griffin Effect

When a man is so fat that his stomach obscures his genitals, just like Peter
Griffin.

He's so so fat, I'm pretty sure he suffers from the Peter Griffin Effect.

by Justin Thorson October 16, 2008

Brian Griffin

A beloved cartoon character that got ran over by some asshole, and now he's dead.

Brian Griffin : I love you all.
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp*
Chris : Mom, is he ...
Lois : Yes Chris, *sobs* our Brian is dead.

by Wyzzy November 30, 2013

Dirty Griffin

It is a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of a mustache, you give the person a unibrow with your shit covered dick.

To spice things up, Bill gave Terry a dirty griffin instead of the usual dirty sanchez.

by thejohnwagon April 25, 2011

Blake Griffin

The poster child of the Los Angeles Clippers who will dunk the shit out of you.
Hes also the sexiest player in the NBA, seriously.

"Hey, did you see Blake Griffin dunk on Gasol last night?"

"Yeah man, he shitted on him."

by the nator gator April 20, 2013

Mary Griffins

adj. To be under the influence of marijuana, all stony d

I'm all mary griffins

all mary griffind?

by andresblazeit420 July 26, 2009

pullin a Griffin

when you leave a party with friends for no reason

Joel:Lets play a game a funnnnnnnnnnnn game.
Griffin: sorry gotta good my mom needs me to go eat someones doge
Joel: o he is a pullin a Griffin again

by Griffin the birdman January 24, 2014

Griffin

A boy that you will fall in love with instantly, he is compassionate, shows you he cares. Is amazing, loves you for you. Will talk to you all night just because he wants to make sure your asleep before he is. Who will always make you laugh. Is very smart. A perfect gentlemen. Like a prince, in a fairlytale. That you just hope is in your happy ending.

I love you Griffin.

by CeeCeeDay. August 26, 2009