fake cowboy 🤠 yee yee!!
by funtimesarefun March 13, 2019
When you ask a series of questions to confuse someone in response to a question they asked you or something you don't fell comfortable answering
Leslie asked me out so i griffinated her so she would forget what she asked.
Jeremy asked me what i thought so i griffinated him to have some fun.
Jeremy asked me what i thought so i griffinated him to have some fun.
by hahahahahahahahahahahaheheheho March 09, 2009
An irrecoverable condition marked by impulsive and prolonged lying. Generally, the subject matter is almost nonsensical and obviously bogus. The sufferer often uses this condition to make himself/herself appear supperior to others and at other times does it for no apparent reason.
John: "Wouldn't it be funny to drive a semi-truck to school?"
Justin (Griffinitis sufferer): "My dad already bought me one to drive whenever I ditch my learner's permit. I already put on some pimp spinners and it has a kickass system."
Justin (Griffinitis sufferer): "My dad already bought me one to drive whenever I ditch my learner's permit. I already put on some pimp spinners and it has a kickass system."
by Mr. Dandy July 15, 2006
Griffin is...
by Gryphon1269 March 29, 2018
by Griffin4 June 25, 2020
by Hdbdidnd November 18, 2018
An epic gentleman. He will not tolerate it if you say anything toxic. If you say anything toxic, he will roll up his sleeves and give you a beatdown while calling you a gentleman, and asking how your day has been. Griffin also has a "special" relationship with his uncle Jimbo, who has been griffins favorite uncle since childhood, despite griffin recently discovering that they aren't actually related.
Jacob: "what the fuck griffin you completely messed that up"
griffin:"Jacob i won't tolerate that toxicity in here"
*proceeds to beat Jacobs ass*
griffin:"Jacob i won't tolerate that toxicity in here"
*proceeds to beat Jacobs ass*
by that guy who's not real May 15, 2019