Groffing

To utterly fuck something up and forget everything you were previously told. To be so distracted you wouldn’t even be considered to be in this universe.

“No wonder he missed the play on 2nd base, he was straight Groffing.”

by Sully LaCroix April 22, 2022

grafting

Earning money for drugs by whatever means, mostly shoplifting, card fraud, blagging, street robbery, car crime, or prostitution.

I've been grafting all day just to get money for my next dig.

by pink girrafe February 17, 2006

Giraffing

A form of avoidance by putting your head so far down that you look like a giraffe trying to pick up some grass off of the ground.

He was giraffing when he walked by her.

by KCBelieve November 11, 2010

grafting

when a girl rubs a guy's penis with her underarms

Guy 1: dude my girlfriend was grafting me last night
Guy 2: did it feel good?
Guy 1: hell yeah! she was wearing a special deodorant.

by bono123 September 25, 2010

Gaffing

Gaffing - Gaffing is a house party where everyone is chatting pure rhubarb off their titties on Class A’s OR full of naughty Ketamine

You gaffing tonight la? Is right bro, see you round the kitchen.

by Gaffing January 3, 2018

gaffing

(verb) to fuck one self in order experience a form of pleasure similar to that of anal butt-sex.

Example 1. All last night, we could hear sounds coming from Joe's room, which could only be done if one was gaffing themselves.

Example 2. That bitch walks like she either gaffed herself or had some intense hardcore buttsex last night.

by Giareze April 5, 2010

Grafting

Doing things you would never usually do for a girl, so that she thinks you are a better person than you actually are.
Modern day romance .

Paul was really grafting hard last night, trying to get back together with Becky.

by Afrochlic August 27, 2017