Goondolf

a csgo player that is naturally born without any given talent for the game. His only skill is blowing his teammates up with grenades in pugs. A goondolf goes hand in hand with a brian0k and most often if you have one the other won’t be too far away. Naturally shines on eco rounds but very trash and useless on gun rounds and measly sub machine guns. Notoriously known for his time in the shadows of the great and handsome dangler.

Please don’t be a goondolf I’m trying to win. Bro that’s totally goondolf of you bro I only have 50hp now, you’re fucking done

by Gillberg2k August 12, 2025

Goonposure

When one reaches a level of gooning so high that they achieve the flow-state and forget about the outside world. Solely focused choking their chicken, wrangling they hog, or stroking their sausage.
One who maintains goonposure long enough may be able to reach goonvana.

Woah, dereks totally mid goonposure right now, best not disturb him.
Momma one day I want to acheive goonposure and reach goonvana!

by pooflinger26 November 17, 2025