gomer

a castrated bull that ranchers put in the same pasture as female cows to tell if they are in heat

hey billy bob, did you get that gomer thismornin? them heifers are in breedin season.

by Val July 30, 2003

gomer

A noobish skiier and bad attitude
ie. one who wears beanie under helmet
ie. snowplower
ie. anyone with a scarf
and never shuts the fuck up

Look at that gomer, he sucks.

by Castle January 27, 2003

gomer

a complete D-Bag who acts like the shit but is acually just a piece of shit, not to be confused with chaunse

Person A: Anthony Redloft is one motherfuckin' gomer

Person B: what a bitch

by Matt April 24, 2005

Gomere

To be spoken in a French accent...generally the erect penis of a frenchmen, or one hung like a frenchmen

My gomere is big like france, and i dont meen france the people, i mean france the country

by Jeff April 5, 2004

gomer

A person who mooches Marijuana, is rarely seen with his own stash.

Someone who will readily smoke your weed without matching with some of his.

A person who will get cut in on a joint or a bowl and suck half the thing down or double/triple hoot.

That gomer better not expect to be cut in again.

I don't want Bill to come along this time, he's such a gomer.

by Daniel Felix S.R. April 8, 2003

gomer

pulling a bulls penis out of an incision below the anus to prevent breeding.

If I catch my husband with my kids again I will give him a gomer!

by Jerry July 14, 2003

gomer

A male mammal that has had its penis sewn to its stomache so that it may not achieve penitration but still has full use of all penile functions.

That bull wouldn't quit fuckin my cows so I gomered it.(used as a verb.) "Chuck Norris is no Gomer."

by Jared Elliott February 14, 2007