Gobblewonker

Either of the male genetalia

“Felisha, have u seen chads gobblewonker”
Felisha-“which one”

by Pppoopoo911 August 12, 2022

Gobblegobblestan

A country that borders Iraq, capital is Ankara.

I went to Gobblegobblestan on vacation last year and stayed in Istanbul.

by RoundenBrown January 13, 2023

Gobblehogger

A Fortnite sweat

That soccer skin is such a gobblehogger

by The #1 Goat March 14, 2023

gobblegon

weird looking person / dressing; contradiction (commonly used on green goblins that are blue and Dumbledore)

P1: luh calm fit
P2: nah bro he a gobblegon
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P3: he's been really quiet lately
P4: nah bro he be the gobblegon

by pottasiummetalwithuranium October 16, 2023

gobbledobbledeez

When slap someone with feelings of anger

Why did you gobbledobbledeez him

by golbberdolber1284363ol October 18, 2023

Gobblecock

Ipswich woman who likes to ride the joey kangaroo and anything else going. Goes by trees are green

Trees are green is gobblecocking ger way around Ipswich

by Ipswixhfunny November 17, 2023

GobbleJob

When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.

At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-stained scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.

I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobblejob whilst I sat on the dining room table.

by SikkFukk November 23, 2023