sandpaper glove

A hand job from a rough-handed female thus uncomfortably scraping your dong.

That bitch had rough hands felt like she was jerkin me with a sandpaper glove.

by Ronnie Ace August 4, 2012

Glove Vagina

A hole in the leather on the inside of a baseball glove (often occurring in older worn out gloves).

When the coach says "Why didn't you throw the ball", the player says "It got stuck in my Glove Vagina and I couldn't get the ball out."

by SanfordBraun November 9, 2010

hot gloving

Taking a condom that you've just used, turning it inside out and using it again.

Jane got pregnant because Johnny likes hot gloving.

by Kris "Ziggy" December 29, 2007

Comfort Glove

In isolation wards where patients die alone, nurses fill rubber gloves full of hot doctor spunk, to simulate comfort.

As Grandma Trisha took her last dying breathes, a nurse lovingly attached a warm comfort glove to her ancient outstretched hand.

by Herbert Schweffe April 10, 2021

no glove no love

no ruber(condom) then no intercourse (sex)

tyler:want to make love
andi:no glove no love

by cody May 7, 2005

the gloved one

A nickname for Michael Jackson.

Originated from his penchant for wearing one sequinced white glove at performances.

THE KING OF POP RULES ON!!!

The gloved one wrote "We are the World."

by Liznips January 6, 2008

One Glove

Michael Jackson's version of Bob Marley's "One Love"

Andrew: "MJ brought the whole world together."

Ian: "Yeah man, One Glove!'

by icwish June 26, 2009