by cheachea January 17, 2007

by lotira@live.com June 11, 2009

A shiny colored gloss, often based on petroleum jelly. Very similar to lip gloss, only meant for the nipples. Nip gloss is usually flavored, however may sometimes be unflavored. Every self respecting nipple fucker will keep a tube of nip gloss on them at all times.
by AAShadow15 June 20, 2014

When a female bounces her genitalia on anothers face or open mouth. The female version of Tea-bagging.
by Austentacious December 30, 2008

A brand of humans that resemble artsy people, music people, and, most notably, dumb people combined into one. They usually travel in packs to art museums and like to sip on their double shot mocha frappacinos while listening to an obscure band, that sucks, on their so trendy Ipod.
by Alex Munoz September 19, 2008

When a female crouches down, and drags her labia across ones face. The female equivalent of the timeless classic, tea bagging.
Scooter: Dude how was your date with Consuela last night?
Rod: Weird, she was giving me the old camel toe slide, but then she shifted her cooch up to my face and lip glossed me.
Rod: Weird, she was giving me the old camel toe slide, but then she shifted her cooch up to my face and lip glossed me.
by asexmanFILM March 24, 2010

Fabricate and promote a nick name for yourself within a group when you haven't done enough to earn it.
Carson: Man, the unbelievable crap I put out my plebe year plus the picture of that catfish bitch Tebowing last year...I hereby declare myself king of the new generation BTeam emailers!
Keiser: No so fast, tool.
Danno: You kinda make me uncomfortable. Just not kool.
Wigg: Don't self-gloss, fool. WTF?
Swany: Shut up, Big Baby.
Keiser: No so fast, tool.
Danno: You kinda make me uncomfortable. Just not kool.
Wigg: Don't self-gloss, fool. WTF?
Swany: Shut up, Big Baby.
by BTeam January 27, 2013
