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Glink Glonk

The act of layering clothes on top of each other to showcase how much of your wardrobe you can wear at once.

Specifically: A 'Glink' is the amount of underwear worn. and 'Glonk' is all other types of clothing.

You can discreetly be hitting a 12 Glink under your regular daily wear. or go all out with a 40 Glink Glonk to showcase your stature.
"Yo bro Jaydan hit a 48 Glink Glonk last night. shit went hard."
*Me currently wearing 10 pairs of underwear* "These guys have no idea im hitting a 10 Glink right now."
by J-Money.Vegas July 5, 2024
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Glink Glonk

The act of layering clothes on top of each other to showcase how much of your wardrobe you can wear at once.

Specifically: A 'Glink' is the amount of underwear worn. and 'Glonk' is all other types of clothing.

You can discreetly be hitting a 12 Glink under your regular daily wear. or go all out with a 40 Glink Glonk to showcase your stature.
"Yo bro Jaydan hit a 48 Glink Glonk last night. shit went hard."
*Me currently wearing 10 pairs of underwear* "These guys have no idea im hitting a 10 Glink right now."
by J-Money.Vegas July 5, 2024
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Glink Glonk

The act of layering clothes on top of each other to showcase how much of your wardrobe you can wear at once.

Specifically: A 'Glink' is the amount of underwear worn. and 'Glonk' is all other types of clothing.

You can discreetly be hitting a 12 Glink under your regular daily wear. or go all out with a 40 Glink Glonk to showcase your stature.
"Yo bro Jaydan hit a 48 Glink Glonk last night. shit went hard."
*Me currently wearing 10 pairs of underwear* "These guys have no idea im hitting a 10 Glink right now."
by J-Money.Vegas July 5, 2024
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Glink Glonk Skadizzle

The act of going in a clothing store, taking clothes off the rack and wearing as many layers as possible, then walking out without paying.
Me :"Bro i just hit a 60 Glink Glonk Skadizzle last night. Peek the fit pic i got in the mirror before I bolted."
Friend: "Holy shit dude how did you wear that many clothes at once? You must be the Glink Glonk God."
by J-Money.Vegas July 5, 2024
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Glonk Eliel

- A kid that doesn’t do shit in game and is overall buns at the game and acts zesty
Yo, you’re such a glonk eliel at this game
by Mr yummy bean June 5, 2025
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Glonking

The act of shooting an airsoft bb into your urethra, then ejaculated it out
You ever tried glonking?
by Ryehe71 April 30, 2024
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Glonking

The act of shooting an airsoft bb into your urethra, then ejaculating it out
He was glonking last night.
by Ryehe71 April 30, 2024
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