glock

An object that is kept by the penis.

I keep the glock by the PENIS.

by Anonymous1741 July 19, 2010

glocked

get glocked... the most embarrassing way to loose a f1 championship. In a dramatic finale mere seconds later, Hamilton overtook Timo Glock's Toyota - slowing because he was still on dry tyres despite the falling rain in the closing laps - to clinch the fifth place he needed, and with it the driver's championship by just one point.

Felipe Massa gets glocked and looses a handy title!!!

by andrepromocao March 15, 2009

Glocking

Hitting someone in the head with a glock (gun)

Did you see Nick go glocking a Hilary supporter?

by FGSDONFDINOFFD November 29, 2016

glocked

Hit, or punched

If I see a clown he's getting glocked

by im.a.flop October 26, 2016

glock

A semi-automatic pistol, available in 9mm, .40S&W, .45ACP, .380 auto, 10mm auto and .357 Sig.

Used by the Victorian (Australian) Police and is known for its reliability, yet in the internet multiplayer game, Counter Strike, is known as the worse gun avalible. Other functions of the gun include Semi-automatic and burst firle

That n00b bought the glock.

by Leemin November 2, 2004

glock

Its a gun, weapon of choice by most 'gangstas'

You best shut the fuck up about my lady before i cap yo ass wit my glock...biatch!

by Jack May 30, 2004

glock

short for glockenspiel, a musical instrument also known as bells.

I played the glock in the ballad.

by Scot December 10, 2004