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Greeting Card

Slang for a person who’s only contributions to discussions are vague, positive statements. Nobody disagrees with them because there’s nothing of substance in what they say. They prevent issues from being discussed because the only response to their feel-good cliche is a quiet head nod or other innocuous affirmation. The conversation typically fizzles out because it’s easy to look like a jackass by detracting from the positive end note in a group setting.

Someone is a genuine Greeting Card when they truly believe their vague positivity accomplished something.

Someone can cynically act like a Greeting Card when they intentionally want to close a hard conversation where they may have to deal with uncomfortable topics or discussions. Watch politicians and corporate executives do it all the time.
"I think what we can all agree on is that the children’s safety is very important to all of us." – Jim, in a meeting

"Jim always kisses ass and only says obvious shit that means nothing. We never talk about how to actually fix things. Jim is such a freaking Greeting Card!" – Jane, to a friend after the meeting
by plaything_of_the_gods October 1, 2020
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night greetings

"aight well i'm gonna head to bed
kinda tired"

"alright
night greetings"
by AlfonsoFromMeat November 16, 2010
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To process in batch the sending of multiple birthday wishes to one's external friends on facebook.
Ah, look: I have EIGHT friends with birthdays today...
Hmm, looks like its time for a bit of birthday greeting batch processing...
*Copies and pastes the same text: "Happy Birthday have a great day! :)" into every 'say happy birthday' box*
by Captain Capable August 15, 2012
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Shangai Greeting

The art of highfiving the tip of your dick to another person's dick
Hell yeah we got the lead in Mario Party, Shangai Greeting!
by Winter6922020202 March 5, 2021
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season's greetings

Something you say when you want to indicate you've farted
John: Season's greetings guys!
Everyone else: fuck you John
by Fartso October 23, 2007
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GLEXTING

Watching GLEE & texting about it while you watch it
We were glexting back and forth about Finn and Puck while we watched Glee.
by MamaZ3 April 15, 2011
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Vulcan Greeting

Similar to the "Shocker" (look it up here), but with two and the bush and TWO in the tush. Look's like Mr. Spock's "Vulcan Greeting" hand symbol; hence the name.
Say hello to the *vulcan greeting*, bitch!
by JB December 8, 2003
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