Girlfriend

Nobody has ever meet her nor will they ever because she goes to a different school.

Guy 1: hey I got a new girlfriend.
Guy 2: nice, who?
Guy 1: you wouldn’t know her she goes to a different school.

by albino zucchini March 16, 2019

Girlfriend

A girlfriend, is a PERSON'S female companion with whom they have a sexual relationship. Stop assuming everybody is genders other than males can have female partners too.

She lives with her girlfriend

by anonymous July 6, 2017

Girlfriend

Something YOU DON'T HAVE! HA LOSER

Hey man don't you wish you had one? I had a girlfriend. but then I took an arrow to the knee

by IAMSNUFFY May 25, 2015

Girlfriend

The life support system of the vagina

my girlfriend is something to put my penis in

by Jads October 19, 2008

Girlfriend

Something that doesn't actually exist

"Girlfriends are mythical creatures'

by SonicSpeedster6-alt May 30, 2018

Girlfriend

Something you act fake around to get ass. You tell her you don't just want her pussy, but you do.

I just spent 500 dollars on my Girlfriend for our one fucking month anniversary. She spent 5 dollars on me for some candy... She told me she wanted more, than i told her she would if she fucked me. We fucked and than i broke up with her and took back all the jewelry and the recipts and got 300 dollars back.

id rather fuck a whore for 20.

by Mayge December 12, 2008

Girlfriend

Prefferably a girl/woman that will take care of you, rub your neck when you get off of work, clean the house, and make supper 5 out of 7 days a week. Can also nag, bitch, and complain.
Side effects of having a girlfriend: Subjected to violent mood swings, blue balled for one week every month, and made to feel inferior, because of our male peni (Peni being the Latin plural for penises).
See also: ball and chain

Guy 1: Hey man, I just got a girlfriend!!
Guy 2: Oh shit, I'm sorry!

by d_reck573 April 7, 2009