giovalene

Giovalene is an alien confirmed.

Why is Giovalene so quiet? It's almost creepy...

by TheUrbanDictionary2000 October 15, 2020

Gioarsa

It's a roumanian slander that references a popular video of someone throwing a bike from a high building because the bike broke and he almost broke his neck

Man, this car is such a gioarsa.

by literalmentenuj September 4, 2021

Giovanna

What God names the most beautiful angels. Highly symmetrical face, beautiful eyes, and natural curves. Giovannas are smart, playful, and funny. Shy and closed off at first, some might be intimidated by her beauty. She can be difficult to please and won’t accept just anyone, though she can get anyone she wants. Might play it off as dumb, but Giovannas are very witty and can be nerdy at times. Never cross a Giovanna, because she is slow to forgive and forget. Always knows people’s true intentions. If you find a Giovanna, never let her go. They are beautifully rare and often go unappreciated.

If you don’t know Giovanna, you want to. If you do know Giovanna, you wonder how you ever lived before her.

by pseudo677 December 29, 2021

Gillarded

An expression used to describe someone fucking you over as they break a promise they had made earlier. Happens commonly with Australian politicians.

Rob: I'm really looking forward to starting UNI next year now that my gap years done!
Ben: Burn! I just saw the news, they've changed the rules; you wont get funding now 'cause ur a country bumpkin. You just got Gillarded!
Rob: WTF!

by I_H8_alp November 18, 2009

gbolahan

Gbolahan is a name for a tall man who is sporty and athletic and has a huge dick
He also gets the ladies he is not that bad in looks. The downside is people misspell his name.

Gbolahan come on my team

by Skillzkid February 2, 2018

Giovana

She's a keeper but you cant keep her she's on the wild side she wont let anyone hold her down her beauty is Jaw dropping and she can turn you on with a simple look she's multitalented athletic and artistic. Generally from Brazil, if you are lucky enough to have a giovana as your girlfriend she will try her best to love you but her wild side will soon take over and she'll be gone before you know so make the most of the time you get to spend with her because you'll never find anyone as pretty as funny or as amazing as a Giovana

Guy: I used to date the girl of my dreams Giovana

Other guy: oh really
Guy :yeah
Other guy: what happened to her
Guy: I guess she really was just a girl in my dreams because she's gone

by Yark. April 14, 2020

giolardassani

Some fat fuck who’s own name from birth got demented by a random on Xbox named Deutro, Giovanni Garza is an average band kid with a typically small wiener . However he is a good guy with an ugly girlfriend. His current body weight is around 180kg. He is a guy

Man Giolardassani isn’t to bad of a heterosexual

by IFearGod November 3, 2022