by Connor Big Penis June 30, 2021
Quintessential sex move. Used primarily to end a relationship, or convince a two bagger to leave your house when you sober up early. Drop trou and sit down raising legs well over your head. After she/it begins eating your ass cut a runny, rumbling fart directly into her/it's mouth. Results in immediate departure.
Dude, my girl wants to commit.. What should I do? Give her the Gilbert, that'll send the bitch for the hills, and if it doesn't you know she's a keeper.
by Camuel slemens February 8, 2019
A majestical charm. A humble person who is very caring that puts others before them. Represents the good in the world and has the touch of an angel.
You've been touched by a Gilberte
by BMac2222 March 20, 2010
why the fuck would you name your son gilbert what kind of parent are you
how do you look at a chunky baby and go, "Ahhh yes....... g il b e r t"
dumb fucks really drinking dumb bitch juice
how do you look at a chunky baby and go, "Ahhh yes....... g il b e r t"
dumb fucks really drinking dumb bitch juice
by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019
To take a conversation or situation to the excess. To act with reckless abandon as though one is beyond reproach.
Guy looks over at this chick with a tracheotomy and says to his friends "nice, just another hole to finger." Classic gilberting.
by hexluther April 13, 2011
person 1: "It smell like somebody just blasted a L."
person 2: "Yeah, we just passed Gilberts. Lot people burnin' green over there."
person 2: "Yeah, we just passed Gilberts. Lot people burnin' green over there."
by Can Ox April 7, 2008
Gilbert is the first African American to be named Gilbert. Gilbert has the embodiment of pure chaos and will stop at nothing.
He has been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and has over 300 confirmed kills. Not only he has extensively trained in unarmed combat, but Gilbert has access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent if you go in his way
He has been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and has over 300 confirmed kills. Not only he has extensively trained in unarmed combat, but Gilbert has access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent if you go in his way
"Hey GILBERT"
by Gilbert Gottfried August 30, 2019