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germany or florida

A game invented by the writers of Jimmy Kimmel Live, and is often played on Loveline by Adam Carolla. What happens is a story involving bizarre human behavior is read, at which point the hosts attempt to decide if the story was from Germany or Florida, which are the capitals of all that is disturbed and evil in the world.
"Last night on loveline, they played a GOF about a guy who ate his dog. Turns out, he was from Florida. Man, there are some f***ed up people there."
by Ace December 9, 2003
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florida or germany

it's actually called germany or florida
it's a game invented by loveline co-host adam carolla in which listeners call in with freaky anecdotes regarding sex or some shit like that, and adam and dr. drew try to guess if the origin or the story is germany or florida
"germany or florida" is the pimpin' theme song sung by adam carolla
by kat December 15, 2003
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germany

a good place to visit;
Those Germans were nice when I visited Europe. Unlike those fuckin Parisians who stuck me with a huge bill when I was pissed on by my drunk-ass-sleep-walking friend who decided to drink a shit-load of heinikens instead of seeing the Eiffel tower and, he decided to pass out before going pee and ended up peeing on me at 2 in the morning and I ended up taking a thirty minute shower and thsoe fuckin Parisian decided NOT to put a shower curtain in our room and I got it all wet and the water leaked downstairs and those fuckers decid that I need to pay for the wet tiles event though the fuck-faces knew for a long time that the floor leaked. I hate Paris. But Germany I liked. They are nice in Germany.
by Tom has no names left November 9, 2008
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England vs Germany Referee

A blind prick who has trouble seeing when a ball is in.
The England vs Germany Referee is a tosser! The bastard made us lose a fair goal!
by mclovin123 June 30, 2010
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Germany suffers

When a German main dies in war thunder because they are bad at the game and blames it on the vehicle(s) they use.
The panther A is such a bad tank. It needs to be moved down in br because Germany suffers
by Germany doesn't suffer August 24, 2021
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Germany or Florida

On the radio show "Loveline". (people in Los Angeles, it's on KROQ at 10PM). Callers give a story to the hosts (and guest/s) and they guess if it took place in Germany or Florida.
Man loses genitalia to necrosis by constriction---Germany
by My name December 6, 2003
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Germany

a country where swiss always buy their stuff because it's cheaper there
"let's go to da migros and buy some stuff"
"no u dirty rich-ass muthafukka. i'm going across da german border and buy my stuff there at aldi!"
by shizzl sinizzl March 7, 2005
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