gen alpha brain rot

basically, what happens if a kid from gen alpha said some stuff that is popular in 2023, mostly from either shittok (Tiktok) or youtube shit (YT shorts)

motherfucker: skibidi toilet ohio rizz!!!! youre so sigma!!
black men: what the fuck
motherfucker: holy shit!!! youre not sigma!?!??! youre so alpha male!!!
black men: wtf is this gen alpha brain rot 😭

by im only good good FUCK YOU NI- November 29, 2023

Gen Alpha Slang

When you're so fucking stupid that you say things like: "skibidi", "rizzler", or "sigma" because you are too concerned with being cool that you make yourself look like a fucking dipshit infront of everyone over the age of 17. Seriously, grow the fuck up and talk like a normal person, or shut the fuck up until you do.

My youngest brother uses Gen Alpha Slang so much that I just want to fucking slap him into oblivion. Fuck my life.

by Fuck Fauci October 18, 2024

gen alpha brain rot

the retarded sh!t my brother wacthes

dees: quit wacthing that gen alpha brain rot

by P H O N K G O D January 9, 2024

gen Alpha

Once temporarily called "Post Gen-Z", this generation consists of children born after 2013 and their childhood has been changed forever due to the "epidemic" of YouTube addiction caused by COVID-19

With all the screen time and YouTube binges, it's no wonder the kids born from gen Alpha are more tech-savvy than any generation before them.

by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025

Non-Brainrotted Gen Alpha

one of those gen alpha people who's like 13-14 (as off 2025) and is just surrounded by brainrotted kids and somehow they're immune to any brainrot. Almost extinct and will probably die out eventually.

Guy: Yo do u think im one of those Non-Brainrotted Gen Alpha guys

Guy 2: Ohio skibidi toilet rizz gyatt capybara sigma NPC bro thinks he’s in a movie unspoken rizz bing chilling nah he tweaking L + ratio goofy ahh bro got that dog in him 💀💀 corecore edit playing slowed reverbed Juice WRLD while staring at the ceiling Minecraft parkour in the background bro’s whole life is a POV TikTok filter

Guy: man shut the fu-

by TheLucasus12 March 10, 2025

gen alpha

idiotic kids born between 2012-2025, though people tend to vary the range quite a bit. gen-alphas are the creators of trash jokes and memes that don’t make sense at all. for example, skibidi toilet. who’s laughing about singing heads coming out of toilets? are you literally retarded? get a life.
it’s very rare, but sometimes kids in this generation aren’t that bad. but it’s EXTREMELY rare.

gen alpha: omg im so sigma skibidi toilet im so much better than you i have the w rizz you have the l and fanum tax ohio sigma yes
actual human: are you mental?

by roikau July 7, 2024

Gen Alpha

The death of us all

Person 1: Chat I'm such a sigma chad w rizz skibidi person 💯
Person 2: I have no hopes for your generation..
Person 1: Bru shut up gen alpha is a w generation
Person 2: Your generation doesn't even know how to read let alone know the alphabet, what are you on about?
Person 1: You have no gyatt, you got L rizz, you're not an alpha, you got no jawline, and you built like caseoh. Now let me mew properly.
Person 2: I'm taking away that fucking iPad away from you

by 1MC00L3RTH4NY0U April 28, 2024