gayer than AIDS

an allusion to the hugely spread misbelief that only gay people could get AIDS

"I can't believe we have another test...that's gayer than AIDS"

by hawhaw November 22, 2007

Gayer than AIDS

This is a different way of saying that is shit or bad it generally means a response to something that the recipient views as bad

P1: the north Sydney bears footy team went under
P2: that's gayer than AIDS

by coop-meme March 25, 2021

Gayer than spitfire

Spitfire, being the epitome of gayness, can indeed be surpassed if something or someone is gayer than itself. I.e. gayer than gay.

Mike is the gayest person on Earth. He's gayer than spitfire.

by Lostada Quachiala December 13, 2010

gayer than a pink flute

adj. Very gay. An out-gayer of gay people. Flaming homosexuals look at you and say "OMG. That dude is G-A-Y!"

Kenny Chesney is gayer than a pink flute. Super cute. Too bad I hate country music.

by ChuckChaser69 May 11, 2008

gayer than a box of birds

adjective. Gay; flitty, to an obvious degree

Steve: "Are you serious, dude? Chris is a fag? I had no idea?"
Jo: "Are you kidding? He's gayer than a box of birds."

by stockman09 April 13, 2011

gayer than a bag of penises

Uber-gay. So gay your testosterone level drops just looking at it. Note that this phrase can be used to describe anything, either human or object, that is very gay-looking.

Person 1: So, what do you think of my new shirt?
Person 2: Nice colours. It's gayer than a bag of penises, dude.

Person A: Have you met the new guy? What's he like.
Person B: Pretty fruity, mate. He's gayer than a bag of penises.

by Big Bad Mark February 3, 2006

gayer than a picnic basket

Being so extremely gay that there is a high chance of said gay person exploding into kittens and rainbows. Not to be confused with gay as a picnic basket, which is the stable equivalent.

Josh - That guy is gayer than a picnic basket!

Eric - I'm going to keep my distance, my insurance doesn't cover injuries made by shards of rainbows!

Josh - Now that you mention is, I am allergic to cats.... Better safe than sorry....

by Ima Sonovabitch August 22, 2012