Gauge

A really sweet and kind guy who cares for you no matter what. if you end up dating a gauge he will make you feel like you're the only one in the world. He's also really good in bed with a big penis.

You really want to date a gauge

by Riley clarkson March 17, 2015

Gauge Queen

A person who likes to show off his or her stretched piercings.

Kyana is such a gauge queen!

by Pask January 30, 2006

pegging the gauge

All systems wound up beyond the safe limit; literally, the needle on an analog dial has gone right round the dial, so far round that it's hit the peg marking the Zero poistion from the back.

Also known as redlining.

"I got the job done, but I was pegging the gauge by the end."

by Eighth of Seven January 8, 2007

Ear gauge

Those massive holes in peoples' ear lobes after getting them stretched to the size of their fist practically. They're pretty gross but some people think they're cool...although I think they're mentally ill.

Guy 1: OMG what is that THING in your ear?

Guy 2: its an ear gauge. Basically a massive gaping hole in my ear.

Guy 1: Eww *runs away*

by HellzAngeL13 July 31, 2009

Gauge Age

Guessing the age of someone online based on how they act or what they say.

hottiebabe_69: hey asl?
1337geek: You're thirteen, aren't you?
hottiebabe_69: OMG!!!11! HOW'D U NO?!
1337geek: Gauge age. e_e

by Imakoo April 7, 2006

Twelve Gauge Party

to create a massive amount of violence and proceed to call it a "party". This word was coined by the boy, CJ Flis.

CJ: "I'm gonna have a party... with a 12 Gauge Shotgun!"

by Adam Comitz October 6, 2004

gauge buster

A girl with a huge ass. One's gauge is determined by taking both hands and extending both the thumbs and pinkies and putting one's thumbs together. The distance from one end of the pinky to the other is both one's gauge and the ideal width for a girl's ass. It is considered acceptable to go outside one's gauge within one hand length, but further than that is a complete "gauge buster" and should either not be done, or should be admonished by peers.

I got cowboy drunk last night and ended up busting the shit out of my gauge (with a gauge buster). I woke up praying she was gone in the morning, but she was in the kitchen shoveling cream cheese into her mouth with Ritz crackers.

by Dan Dobbin July 15, 2006