Gasper chair

An improvised chair made of cardboard boxes, often used at a startup business with a shortage of furniture.

They were all huddled around the long table, some of them sitting on Gasper chairs hastily put together from teeshirt boxes.

by hey youz guys May 1, 2015

gaper delay

The resulting delay when drivers slow down to view an accident that occurred on the opposite side of the road.

There's a 3 mile back up on Route 29 Westbound due to an accident, and a 1 mile gaper delay in the Eastbound direction.

by Juicifer Jones January 22, 2008

gayperclip

A paperclip that is striped or any color other than the standard steel wire

Peter was fired for using gayperclips on his TPS reports.

by chrisrosano August 3, 2009

Gapped Up

Drilling her ass good and leaving her gapping and twitching. A sight to behold.

Go take a peek at Rachel. She's still on the bed all gapped up.

Impressive braaaahhhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

road gaper

a beginner cyclist, either road (especially master's 35+, category 4) or fixie/single speed, distinguished by disregard for rules, laws, codes, safety, common sense, and courteous behavior and an absence of physical fitness.

characteristics specific to master's 35+ racers include rigs equipped with power meters and costing up to $11K and righteously indignant verbosity. characteristics specific to fixie/single speed riders include excessive and inappropriate pride in the willful ugliness of their machines.

primary motivations for acquiring a bicycle are friends or rivals who ride, doctor's orders to lose weight or succumb to chronic illness, feelings of disconnectedness and alienation, and of not being cool enough.

a 35+ road gaper was stopped facing westbound in the eastbound bike lane. he had to wait for southbound traffic to pass in order to cross. i was driving south and executed a right turn in front of him. he started screaming desperately for me to stop stop stop!!! oh dear, how unpleasant.

at 1030 pm was driving eastbound on madison at about 23 mph, 2 mph below the speed limit. i passed a fixie gaper doing about 12 mph with no headlight or tail light. he started screaming and cursing as i went by.

by Keen Observer in Boulder April 25, 2011

Gaper

An older male who enjoys making gaping holes in younger victims, especially underaged ones.

Diego enjoys having intercourse with younger females and males while leaving their parts way to stretchy.

Have you heard Diego is a Gaper?

by jimskoolaid May 25, 2020

gaper's block

The holdup in traffic caused by drivers slowing down to see what happened in an accident or other event on the road. See also rubberneck.

The wrecked car was cleared from the road but the traffic was still slowed due to the gaper's block.

by J W August 29, 2005