Gannon

Gannon is a stupid gay fucker. He is gay af and has the smallest dick ever.

"Who's that dude?"

" that's Gannon. He is gay af."

by Stvears22789 May 28, 2019

Gannon

a gay ass faggot who thinks he's cool because he hangs out with a dude with a fucked up hairline and another dude who is as coordinated as a tree, Gannon's are also very freakishly ugly

Gannon is a loser but he hangs out with people who have clout, so he's not as big of a loser.

by happy_not_happy February 25, 2018

Gannon

Simp

Dude look that kid is a Gannon

by sdfghjklk September 1, 2020

Gannon

He is a very sexy beast. That third nipple makes people act up. You just want him to lactate all over you with his luscious man-tits. The most wild muthafuckah you’ll ever meet and of given the chance will fuck the shit out of you. His brain needs to be studied.

Person 1: Did you see that Gannon just blew up a condom like a balloon and is sword fighting right now?
Person 2: Dope shit lemme go join him!

by Qwertyuiop1837282 September 23, 2023

Gannon

Cool strimmer with a tiny bladder and a shrimp for the bois.

Don't be such a Gannon, you can hold it homie.

by jayplaysok September 19, 2022

gannon matzke

The absolute, most truest, righteous motherfucker to ever walk the face of the earth. He has fucked everyones moms! But not old lady mom.......... Back in the day hot mom, before she had all you little runts! He stretched that pussy out MUTHA FUCKA!

My mom took my house key and gave it to Gannon Matzke, she says hes my new dad now.

by Barry mcCokkiner February 6, 2022

Cole Gannon

The sexiest, rawest, validest, and mouth watering guy you will ever witness.

Women1: "Have you seen Cole Gannon."

Women2: "Holy shit yeah! His mullet almost made me squirt."

by bruh2113231321 May 15, 2021