Psycho slut stripper who accused three Duke Lacrosse players of rape and tried to ruin their lives. She was later found to have 5 different men's semen on and in her, but no lacrosse players.
Be careful with scandalous strippers. You don't want one of them going all Crystal Gail Mangum on your ass!
by JusticeForAll July 13, 2007
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Many have long blonde hair and visit the GAIL'S expensive bakery / cafe.
Many have long blonde hair and visit the GAIL'S expensive bakery / cafe.
by Big Momma Rudy November 6, 2025
Get the Gail mug.More formally know as Assc. Gail Lewis is a highly decorated ten year veteran of Walmart.
A legend amongst her peers, Gail served 10 tours of Black Friday and was a survivor of the 2020 Global Toilet Paper Shortage war in which she was awarded 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
In one intense fight with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday, an associate was once rumoured to ask Gail if they should retreat in face of imminent defeat. Gail’s only response was “There ain’t no going back, only rollbacks…” while charging her pallet jack through the hoards of customers and shooting her scan gun at anything that moved. Not even the children survived.
A legend amongst her peers, Gail served 10 tours of Black Friday and was a survivor of the 2020 Global Toilet Paper Shortage war in which she was awarded 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
In one intense fight with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday, an associate was once rumoured to ask Gail if they should retreat in face of imminent defeat. Gail’s only response was “There ain’t no going back, only rollbacks…” while charging her pallet jack through the hoards of customers and shooting her scan gun at anything that moved. Not even the children survived.
by anonymous November 26, 2023
Get the Gail Lewis mug.A garbage Gail is when a couple or quad are preforming the act of intercourse. When one participate goes to eat ass, the person(s) nostril catches a buttock hair(s) causing a spontaneous squeeze into the others brown star.
My friend mentioned how he had a lot of gas’s because of the garbage Gail they received.
He gave me a garbage Gail and I absolutely loved it.
I was tied up gaged and couldn’t react to his infamous garbage Gail
He gave me a garbage Gail and I absolutely loved it.
I was tied up gaged and couldn’t react to his infamous garbage Gail
by CEOgarbage November 5, 2021
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by AlphaGod June 23, 2016
Get the Gail Hoe mug.A hall of fame Walmart employee who retired at the top of her game. When she left Walmart 844 (Morris, Illinois) she left as the all time leading bagger.
Derek: Who do you think is the GOAT?
Brandon: Man everybody says MJ from the Bulls or Brady from the Pats, but intellectuals know the real GOAT is Gail Lewis from Walmart 844
Brandon: Man everybody says MJ from the Bulls or Brady from the Pats, but intellectuals know the real GOAT is Gail Lewis from Walmart 844
by Lecrae116 November 22, 2023
Get the Gail Lewis mug.she's the most psychotic and crazy, mentally unstable, will steal yo girl cuz she's gay and makes stops at your moms house.
will commit arson in your property and set fire to your front porch.
she can also be selfless. always willing to give money to her friends without expecting anything back.
has a shlong longer than 2 bannas combined.
she's the best and if you have a gail don't abandon her like her father did.
will commit arson in your property and set fire to your front porch.
she can also be selfless. always willing to give money to her friends without expecting anything back.
has a shlong longer than 2 bannas combined.
she's the best and if you have a gail don't abandon her like her father did.
by GoobieHQ August 28, 2021
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