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Guam Bomb 

The shittiest car you can ever own that will make obnoxious noise when you start the engine.
Guy #1: That's one ugly guam bomb
Guy #2: I know!
Guam Bomb by Stealf September 18, 2010
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Guam Plate 

Noun. A name for a dish ordered at a restaurant in a group dining setting that no one wants when it arrives.
Despite Jenny swearing up and down she had it before, when the dish arrived, the Durian infused liver and garlic corn risotto instantly became the Guam plate.
Guam Plate by Magnus Carlsen January 3, 2013

Guam bomb 

a old, small, cheap Guam car bought for use while stationed on Guam. Has no wheelcovers or hubcaps.
The military only ships one car, so we got a Guam bomb for a second set of wheels while we're here.
Guam bomb by redanan December 15, 2011

guam missile crisis 

The Guam Missile Crisis was a period in history where forces working against America, conspired with Russia, and the world watched in horror as a former Spanish colony was almost destroyed.
Nuclear Bunkers had to order extra ice-cream during the Guam Missile Crisis.

Guam time 

1. something that takes really really long
2. a time that is really far away from the current time.
1. Dude this distance takes like guam time to run.
2. "What time is the party at?"
"like guam time"
Guam time by you knee October 4, 2007
for when guam be drowning
person 1: OH SHIT GUAM DRIP
person 2: what?
person 1: GUAM IS DROWNING THEY GOT GUAM DRIP
person 2: OH SHIT GUAM DRIP
guam drip by RangerTW February 4, 2021