Gordo Grab

When you're having unprotected sex with a woman in Alamogordo, NM, and you tell her you're about to finish, she grabs you firmly by the neck and rides you harder in a blatant attempt to get pregnant so she can leave that desolate, arid wasteland for good.

Three things can kill you in the New Mexico desert: rattlesnakes, black widows, and the Gordo Grab.

by CuttlefishAndAsparagus August 07, 2012

El gordo

Someone fat

“He is el gordo”

by Anti Fortnut Community February 22, 2019

marcelo gordo

fat guy with small penis

He's such a Marcelo Gordo

by marcelogordo March 24, 2014

Gordo

Guys who love asian women

He pulled a Gordo, and brought the far east movement home.

by GTtttt December 09, 2010

Gordo Lordo

Sex move popularized and used almost exclusively by Millennials. Mostly practiced by natives of the Bay Area involving the use of burritos in creative ways.

"Did you give her the old Gordo Lordo?"
"Nah, the local taqueria was closed."

by LordoGordo August 15, 2017

niño gordo

person that naturally attracts unwanted events; someone that has bad luck because of his/her being "niño(a) gordo(a)"

-We ran out of gas!
-F*ck! It's your fault, you're a niño gordo!

by ufff May 10, 2009

puto culo gordo

This is basically a word in spanish which means fucking fat ass

One day there was this really fat dude in the middle of the hallway holding us all up, so my friend yelled,
"Oye,MUEVE tu puto culo gordo!!"
-Hey, MOVE you fucking fat ass!!

by chicacaramela April 02, 2009