Gollum

A Gollum is when your hair splits over your ear so it is poking through the hair. It is not desirable.

"Katie, you have a gollum; cover it!"

by LauraJaynePrior January 10, 2009

going Gollum

Keeping something precious away from someone.

When those fuckers started going gollum on me, all bets were off!!

by Starchylde December 31, 2014

Sauna Gollum

A game played in a sauna in Finland. One person is chosen as Sauna Gollum, and goes under the benches. Sauna Gollum's objective is to poke the people sitting on the benches from underneath, and the first one to rise up becomes the new Sauna Gollum. Great game to be played with naked friends.

"I love being the Sauna Gollum. The view is just spectacular."

by Krzo October 28, 2019

Gollum

The ugliest character in The Lord of the rings, also the series equivalent of a crack head with withdrawal.

He obviously didn't take his meds, he's having a Gollum moment!

by thecakeisalie May 14, 2013

Gollum Cosplay

A disgusting worthless piece of shit rock Gollum is a no-personality creature that derives from the popular battle royale Fortnite. Gollum's typically dont like to speak much and love to self loathe, most Gollum's like to working in the welding and/or construction industry where they like to suck huge massive cocks and swallow disgusting loads.

So how long have you been doing Gollum Cosplay for?

by S&A Organics Co. June 2, 2022

gollum dick

A generally used and abused penis.

A penis used so much it may resemble the appendage of a hundred year old hobbit..

That dude has fucked way too many people. He must be sporting some serious gollum dick.

by trbrown May 6, 2010

Gollum Banging

Having sex with a shockingly ugly man in the hope that he will buy you a ring.

Sure, when I gave Danny a handjob, I knew I was Gollum banging, but hell, I'm 32 years old and didn't want to die alone.

by The Wizzard of Odd February 23, 2011