i gotta go eat an apple.

a dickhead way of saying your busy or don't want to do something

person 1:you wanna help me shingle my house

person 2:no, "i gotta go eat an apple."

by kfel March 8, 2014

sit down and go eat your lunch

What your mother says to you as she yells at someone

Trinity-bitch get off me and don't talk to me
Trinity-yo shaqusa go sit down and go eat your lunch

by Harktheharoldflising March 23, 2017

don't go, stay and eat my ass

What you say to someone after they discover thier insults are not having any effect and leave.

1: And damn, your pussy is so hairy.

2: you faggot, you fantasise about that shit

1: and you don't wear a tampn either, it's so disgustingly cute

*continues for a few minutes*

2:Freak, I'm leaving now


1: don't go, stay and eat my ass!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.

Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

by ultrasupernectar2 October 8, 2012

go eat a flower

a funny, more feminine way to say go fuck yourself pussy boi. used most commonly like the phrases fuck off, fuck u, eat shit etc. also used in a nerdy reference too.

ya whatever go eat a flower dude

by hardcore13 June 19, 2017

Maaaaaayyyyyuoouououude it lets go eat

Calou get grounses goanimate pee you
GoAnimate

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Grounded now Pee duvayou
Dot net mikrosoft mikrosoft mikrosoft mikrosoft Dora's Dad: HAHA I GOT UR BUTT NOW TIME TO GET OFF THE PANTS

Dora: *randomly scretches* Pee duvayou nibba bubba dubba boooooooo

Dora's Dad: Pee snobsjbsinnwubsjnnaonwobs you fat slob Dora peehead

Dora: pee pee pee pee pee

Maaaaaayyyyyuoouououude it lets go eat
(insert minion here)

RRRR UUUU Y T YYURU U
Gigi Astro

Dandy will go drink a bottle of pesticide

Dora this is burritotototototo Dora: Let's jiggle firey's and coiny's butt

WHAT THE BOOG?! It seems like Giggly Glacier FINALLY has a sequel!!Travel across the Gigglayas and discover ancient history, Maaaaaayyyyyuoouououuderetches lets go eat
Dora pee duvayou Bejrovbooty see him

Bejroogar

Lonnie Benningfield Junior

The sticky clima

Meghívó

Baja

Baja

Baja

Baja

Baja
MAAAAAAXIIMUUUUM Maaaaaayyyyyuoouououude it lets go eat

Badr the thiccest vs no eye man

What the boig!?! It seems like Giggly Glacier FINALLY has a sequel!! Travel across the Gigglayas and discover ancient history, maybe some ARCTIC ANTICs...
Prepare for the ultimate level!!! 1234567890

by Bluetext6572 May 23, 2025

go eat a bowl of trix

Used to tell dumbasses its time to kick rocks. Cause everyone knows. Am i right...

Anyone "Dude there is no way you can can still be up drinking after last night." Me "Go eat a bowl of trix."

Because... I am!!! I am!!!

by Mr. Dutchrunner December 27, 2017