Giftervention

It's like an intervention, only instead of confronting someone about their problem with drugs or alcohol, you confront them with their problem of being shitty at giving gifts.

Person 1: Aunt Carol gave me socks for Christmas AGAIN this year!

Person 2: Are you serious!? She really needs a giftervention.

by Ginger Claus December 2, 2011

Giftie

Almost like a selfie, but instead it is the act of buying a special gift for your own personal use.

Person 1: OMG I love your necklace where did you get it from?!??

Person 2: Thanks! It was a giftie I found it on sale!!

by supergirl2420 April 21, 2018

5 Gifted Subs

CAN WE GET 5 GIFTED SUBS FOR FL0M CHECKING THIS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chat can we get 5 gifted subs for ____________?

by YoungManWillakers October 23, 2018

Petaluma Gift Basket

When you fuck someone (probably in the butt) using butter and eggs, two major products of Petaluma, CA, as lube.

Q: Hey, what are you getting your girlfriend for Christmas?
A: A nice, big Petaluma gift basket.

by Chefload December 21, 2012

gift

The period or better the curse. You cannot see, but for sure you can feel the inverted commas on it.
Most appropriately, a "gift" from Mother Nature: for girls, a confirmation of her sick sense of humour.

I got my gift when I was shopping, great.

ahhhhh take it away .... pokes gift .... its not going away is it?.... :( why mother nature why !!!!

my gift finally arrived but on the worst day. cheers.

ive just ad my gift thanks not one of my fav pressies!!! lol

by a,men May 25, 2009

gods gift

It's a hybrid strain of marijuana that is available only in clone. It's OG Kush X Grand Daddy Purp (G.D.P.). This heavy indica is covered in trichromes that adds to an even better high!

I just picked up a quad of Gods Gift from the club. Gotta love Medicann...

by surfbum997 May 22, 2008

gift debt

when someone gets you a gift, you are in gift debt to them. it makes you seem rude if you get a gift from them and give them nothing

my friend got me a really expensive gift, now i'm in gift debt to her and i cant afford it

by thfern December 17, 2009