Gaffer Dazzle

Gaffer: a boss or team leader
Dazzle: to impress and misdirect

To mystify and impress one’s superiors to believe you are performing important and difficult work, only to be slacking off and enjoying some relaxation at the office.

Coworker: “wow, the boss was really impressed with the financial reports that were auto generating on your computer when he walked past”

You: “Na, it’s just the screen saver I put on while I’m sitting on the shitter wasting company time. I can do a quality gaffer dazzle”

by Hackpwn April 9, 2022

gaffer

a word luke hemmings has never heard before

gaffer, i’ve never heard gaffer before.

by gfofzaynfrom1d April 4, 2021

Gaffer

an Irish house party with a huge sesh

Emma: me mam and dad are away this weekend

Sarah: let’s have a gaffer
Emma: yeah I’ll get a few naggins

by Notthewoodenspoonma November 6, 2019

gaffer squad

gaffer squad. the most miraculous group of friends ever. they are sooo bab😊😊🤞

GAFFER SQUAD SUPREMACY

by myoin July 23, 2021

gaffer squad

the most miraculous and sexiest group of friends. thats it. 😊

Hey did u guys see how amazing gaffer squad is?
No???
kys.

by myoin July 23, 2021

Gaffer

Irish term or slang for house party

Are u goin to ur wans gaffer Toni

by callumfortune April 23, 2019

Gaffering

When a Jaffer or any male know it all student goes off to over explain a quick question.

Jaffer started gaffering when we asked him his favourite colour

by Ash_ketchup May 30, 2022