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Furloafer

A furloafer is a person who is taking advantage of the coronavirus furlough scheme to do very little.
Chris is spending his furlough time just loafing around the house watching telly and drinking beer. He has become a total furloafer.
by Jollyer May 26, 2020
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The Furlong poke

The act of poking someone on Facebook to get them to add you.
Person-1: Poke
...wait
Person 2 : Pokes back
Person 1 :Adds
Person 2 : Accepts

Friend 1- Hey man, did you give her The Furlong Poke?
Friend 2- Yeah dude I Furbie poked the shit out of her

Verb-To give them the Furbie
by BrumBrum October 19, 2012
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cleavage furrow

The band of microfilaments during cytokinesis in cell division that splits the two daughter cells' membranes in half. Biology teachers everywhere are laughed at after teaching this word during class.
Biology teacher: "And during cytokinesis, the cleavage furrow begins..."
John: "HAHA, she just said cleavage!"
Alex: "Yeah, haha, I love this class bro!"
by DarkSilentHero December 15, 2013
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Furiosa Syndrome

A mental delusion that inflicts only men into believing they will experience Spontaneous Castration at the sight of a powerful woman.
"Aaron's got that Furiosa Syndrome, he thinks his dick will fall off if he goes to see the new MadMax movie"
by Gavriel.Discordia July 4, 2015
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The Fat and the Furious

A movie featuring a fat Latin girl(as most ghetto Latin girls) and a furious black girl( as most angry black women on the train in NYC). This movie has not been release yet, but if I become rich one day I will finance the production of this movie and invite a bunch of New York Times liberals to watch.
Tyrese: I went to Cocoa Club last night and most of the girls were Latin and Black.

Tyrone: Oh, you mean The Fat and the Furious. Typical of them.
by The Man who Knew Too Much September 25, 2011
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Ferro

Almighty Jah, ruler of all the land. A man so vastly powerful and large, merely his cough shakes this earth.
Ferro Ferro Ferro...
by pkallberg21 March 14, 2009
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furlough envy

With the downturn in the economy some companies are instituting a work furlough. Unpaid time off, with a guarantee to return to work. Most furloughs are 1-5 days off a month. Furlough envy is when someone is jealous of someone else's unpaid time off.
Dude, did you hear Jack's company is doing a 10 percent work furlough? Damn, that's fucking sweet. I've got a bitchin' case of furlough envy.
by bitchslapmonkey May 8, 2009
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