fuming kerplunk

When you take a big shit and put it into the gas tank of somebody's car

Jim:Hey man did you get back at Bob for fucking your girl yet?
Tim:Yeah man no worries I gave him a fuming kerplunk

by Metzfreak February 3, 2014

exhaust fumes

A long series of farts that occurs after several attacks of the runs.

I was on the pot all day from diarrhea. Now I know I feel better; I'm getting exhaust fumes.

by Stop the Pendulum May 8, 2006

fuming dragon

when a female performs oral sex.
When swallowing, male whacks female across the back of the head and cum sprays out of her nose.
Female looks like a dragon with smoke coming out of her nose

by LC August 25, 2003

Boner Fumes

When a male gets such an intense erection, that his dick crack opens up slightly, from which the sour, bleach smell of his pre-ejaculate can be nasally detected

“Craig (roommate), either turn off the porn or put a thumb on your dick-hole, cause this apartment is lousy with Boner Fumes”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

Loc-fume

Hydrating hair perfume for locs

Did you get the new Loc-fume Jahzylocs Essentials dropped?? I smells Godly !!

by Locnation December 9, 2021

Fuming at the Gasket

Feeling very angry about a particular scenario. You feel so angry that you lose that concept language of English is not good.

"Oh geez Frank, my wife just called me. She said that the toilet just clogged up again. One might say that I am fuming at the gasket right now."
"Oh dear Paul, that's a real shame."
"Sborpe ish Funk"

by GasketFumer69 November 27, 2017

hope fumes

Used to describe someone who is barely hanging on with little left in their personal gas tank. Their slightest bit of hope, oftentimes irrational, is the only thing still driving them. All the person needs to do is stop and fill up their tank but they keep pushing it through the next exit and the next exit until they eventually run out of gas on the desolate highway.

Person A : "Todd hasn't made a sale in 2 years and he works on a commission only basis. He thinks his next deal is close though and will be a huge payday."

Person B: "Yeah, he's running on hope fumes."

by Ryno212 February 10, 2010