fuck me up fam

A commonly used phrase in the meme where the person is getting their hair cut and the barber asks them what they want and they don't care what they get

Barber: What do you want?
Me: just fuck me up fam
Barber: Say no more.

by Reid Furlong December 28, 2016

I will fuck you up!

means the person saying it plans to seriously injure or kill the person it is said too

Tom: Hey, dude, you want to fight? Hit me!
Bill: Man, You should walk away! I have a black belt in karate. I will fuck you up!

by noladoc April 26, 2014

fuck tight up

to tighten the fuck up. usually followed by a swift blow to the head.

"Fuck tight up, b!"

by Horatio Sangre June 28, 2004

Do the fuck things up

before it is too late, you go out in the world. you experience new things that nobody else would experience. you make mistakes that nobody else would make.

you are living in fear. stop worrying about everything and do the fuck things up.

by moondream111 September 11, 2020

fuck me up tbh

They want to frick-frack-paddy-whack-take-off-yo-panties.

Person 1: "fuck me up tbh"

Person 2: "wait you're really down to fuck?"

by DevotedToDestruction January 10, 2017

Up fuck your fuck up up

A phrase used while intoxicated during an argument. You have taken an opposition stance to a point being made in conversation but due to being rat arse drunk you cannont convey your viewpoint coherently

"I feel Huey Lewis is a very under rated talent in contemporary music"

"Ummm Up fuck your fuck up up"

by SteveDave May 9, 2003

I'll fuck you up

A term used by arrogant teenagers to make them look tough when in actual fact they won't do jackshit.

Person 1: hey Jake!
Jake: *Walks away*

Person 1: Come here, I'll fuck you up.
Jake: Fuck you, Pathetic loser!

#jock #teen #stupid shit #arrogant #teenager #loser

by BigBunnyrabbits March 1, 2019