Trigonometry

hell.

God: you are being sent to hell.

Me: isn’t that just constant trigonometry?

by Bananananananana anananananana April 3, 2023

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Trigonometry

Legalized tourture with triangles sharp enough to cut your winer off. It is a thing with triangles that makes you want to rape the triangles themselves. Strongly disapproved from methodist churches due to a function called sine (sin). Anyone who enjoys trig will go to hell according to the bible.

Burris Ewell: So sine of x derivative is cosine of x
Reverend sykes: Burris, shut the fuck up.
Burris Ewell continues to do trigonometry.
Reverend sykes: Fuck you nigga, god will make you damn in hell if you say "sin(x)" one more time.
Burris Ewell: Yeah, so the derivitive of cosine is negative sin...
Reverend sykes: *shoots burris*
Crowd: cheers.

Meanwhile in hell
God: Burris, you deserve to damn in hell here for eternity, for enjoying and idolizing trigonometry.
Burris: but...
God: no buts.
Burris rots in hell...

by Knmagor May 17, 2023

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