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figitive

moving around to much...cant keep still
why you so figitive...keep still
by trucker b August 20, 2018
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toilet stage fright

When someone goes to the tiolet but holds on while sitting there because there are other people in the room (public toilets) they then wait till the person/people leave till the "go"
P1 -"Someones been in that toilet the whole time weve been doing our make up"
p2 -"haha theve probley got toilet stage fright"
p1 - "Lets re apply our make up and make them hold longer hehe"
by Jonah Takalau May 28, 2008
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frightened turtle

When you're so cold, that your penis tries to suck back into your body like a frightened turtle into it's shell.
"Dude, you should know better than to go skinny-dipping on the first date. You never show the frightened turtle to a chick who hasn't already seen your meat."
by Mr. BRW February 7, 2008
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frigidaire

Noun, (slang): A woman void of warmth or emotion. Cruelly apathetic. Emotionless. As the Australian band Jet might say, a "cold hard bitch." Ice Queen. Typically used by bros fresh out of Flunitrazepam or, as the bro would say, roofies.
Ay Wortimer! That wife of yours is a real frigidaire. Perhaps you should fill the gunny with oranges again while I get some Flunitrazepam...
by Noro Machine September 25, 2008
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Stage Fright

Can be used in two terms

1. Happens when two males stand next to each other to urinate, usually they cannot. This is called stage fright

2. Happens usually on first time intercourse but can happen in other times of intercourse...
When the male wants to have intercourse with the female, but his penis does not.
Instead of staying/getting erect, his penis denies him the privilege.
Girl: want to have sex?

Boy: Errr Yeh!!

Boys penis: PENIS SAYS NOOOO

Boy: Your such a dick

Girl: Awww you've got Stage Fright!!
by imimortal March 20, 2009
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Friginity

Making out for the first time.

Like losing your virginity, only it is the state of not being frigid instead of not being a virgin.
*Boy and girl snog for the first time*

Boy 1: Yeah I snogged my girl for the first time yesterday
Boy 2: You mean you lost your friginity?!
by Becka :L xx January 24, 2011
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Figital

adj: to fiddle incessantly with one’s digital device.
I tried to talk to her, but she wouldn’t put her iPhone down. She’s way too figital for me.
by brain child ! April 1, 2016
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