Friendly fire

A small campfire to roast weiners and marshmallows on a stick. Yummy!

Hey kids! Hows about some friendly fire?

by some old bastard November 28, 2003

Friendly fire

during an act of masterbaition a man (accidentally) ejaculates on his own body. this usually happens when the man is lying down and is most severe when it hits the head area (the top one) and especially the lip

"ewwww, i jus cummed on my lip, thats the worst kind of 'FRIENDLY FIRE'"

*barfff*

by Ryan Maxwell May 27, 2008

accidental friendly fire

to prematurely ejaculate.

Guy: ...Oooopps
Girl: Oops, what? why is it slippery all of a sudden?
Guy: Sorry babe. It was a little accidental friendly fire. I'll get you next time.

by Oso D'lyshus March 18, 2008

Friendly Fire Insult

An insult that a person makes that is typically used to demean someone specifically, but inadvertently describes other people you mean no harm to. For example, a woman may insult a man for having a small dick, while her other guy friends that do in fact have small dicks painfully listen.

Trisha: OMG, this dude on Twitter RADIATES 5'5" energy!
Juan: Wait, I'm 5'4" tho...
Trisha: omg lol not you I meant this guy!!!
Juan: You realize that was a friendly fire insult, right?

by SithLordTrevor June 5, 2022

Friendly Fire Targets

1. The few employed citizens of Canada. See: canadian

1. What the hell, eh?!?

by Pulp October 9, 2004

Friendly fire

Adam

Adam is friendly fire

by galymybeloved July 8, 2022

Friendly Fire

To have the best sex with a femboy that you had yet while being very drunk, so you do't even realize that it is a man that you're fucking until the day after or after the effects of alchohol go away. Only applies to men.

Person 1: Ugh... i think i fucked up last night
Person 2: How come?
Person 1: I fucked this... this femboy and i didn't even realize until now.
Person 2: Friendly Fire right there lol

by Sgt. Pepper himself November 5, 2025