Friendly fire

during an act of masterbaition a man (accidentally) ejaculates on his own body. this usually happens when the man is lying down and is most severe when it hits the head area (the top one) and especially the lip

"ewwww, i jus cummed on my lip, thats the worst kind of 'FRIENDLY FIRE'"

*barfff*

by Ryan Maxwell May 27, 2008

friendly fire

noun
frend-lee-feye-yurh

The art or mistake in which a person playing with their sausage accidentally shoots their special sauce on themselves in an unintended area, such as the face, eye, or missing entirely and hitting an object.

Guy 1: "Last night was going so well when I was home alone, until my load shot in my face."
Guy 2: "Ewww man you forgot to turn friendly fire off, get a rag or something!"

by camjohnstonnn February 11, 2020

Friendly Fire

A soldiers target ( a human) is usually an enemy, however in certain instances this target is a friendly, a shot towards said friendly is known as friendly fire, friendly fucking or getting friendly fucked.

Did you see swafor trying to friendly fire just because he wasn’t covering his shift

by DAB#2 June 21, 2020

Friendly Fire

During a three-some or orgy, a male member ejaculates, landing on another male member/in the shooters own mouth

Dude. I was in an orgy last night and I got friendly Fired. It went in my mouth!

by Mike hawk'shard September 7, 2021

friendly fire

friendly fire is when you at war or in battle especially the untied states of america military many branches like army, navy, air force, u,s space force, us stands for united states. marines. etc. they not focusing in battle and shoot and kill their own team mates with their guns. a lot of times because wearing like colors, or scared out of their man and shooting at everything that come their way. no children should be in the army. you shouldn't even start to join until you are at the age of 35 before you can join the military, no cowards or wimps either.

this friendly fire killed his best friend and now his wife is a widow or black widow.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 3, 2022

Friendly fire

Adam

Adam is friendly fire

by galymybeloved July 8, 2022

Friendly Fire

When a child hits another child.

Bro, wasn't child abuse, it was friendly fire.

by PointingatmyBALLZ December 19, 2022