Friday

The day after Thursday and before Saturday, according to Rebecca Black. Also the most annoying day of the week now.

It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday

by He who lieks mudkipz March 16, 2011

Man Friday

The man who helps you with everything, more of a servant than a friend, but still your bro.
Taken from the novel Robinson Crusoe.

Crusoe: I'm too busy to get the beers for tonight, can you get them?
Man Friday: Sure
Crusoe: That's why you're my Man Friday!

by Feresto November 7, 2013

fuck the french friday

every friday we celebrate why the french are fucking retards

kelby: fuck the french
everyone else: fuck the french friday

by not tof May 14, 2021

Black Friday

The day bitches go crazy at Walmart for 3 dollar waffle makers.

*on Black Friday*
Walmart employee: *opens doors*
People in line: RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!ASDFGHJKLLLL!

by MiaaaaHeartsStuff December 26, 2011

Four Loko Friday

1. The consumption of Four Loko every Friday.

2. The perfect way to start your weekend, fucked up

Maya: Hey Keems, wanna get some Four Lokos?

Keems: what do you think? FOUR LOKO FRIDAY HEYY!

by Matt Lancastah November 7, 2010

The Horse's Name was Friday

A phrase said in response to a question that makes no goddamn sense.

Joey: So if the train leaves Station B 15 minutes later, and the sun is 86° overhead, when will the shadows of the two trains be equal in length?
Brandon: The horse's name was Friday.

by boughs.of.folly December 15, 2021

Friday Eve

An optimistic way to name the day normally called Thursday. Also signifies the official beginning of the weekend. Important concept for the average worker.

Of course I'm going to Happy Hour, its Friday Eve.

by Case Face September 15, 2007