Fresno City college

Fresno city college is just a dump that calls itself a junior college. Most of the minorities there are gang members, sex offenders, rapists, and other stereotypes. The mexicans are stuck up and racists, the blacks are just stupid as hell, and the poor white trash will more likely rape you in the ladies bathroom. The asians there are mostly Hmong and Thai who treated the campus like they're still the Vietcom death camp. Takes most Mexicans seven or eight years to complete a 2 year degree

Maria: Oracle, hyde, I'm going to Fresno City college for my marketing degree
Ishsha: Girl, how long is it going to take you?
Maria: 6 years because I'm on the cal-works program
Ishsha: Me Too! You got some weed?

by Cherry Malabimba July 1, 2011

Fresno 4 u

in the middle of it; unsure
(referencing Fresno, California - the middle of California and no one knows whether it’s NorCal or SoCal…)

I dunno Jerry. I’m just kinda Fresno 4 u, ya know?

by Not Not Your Mom June 10, 2021

Fresno Christmas Wreath

The multicolored particulate that gets matted in your pubic hair when you fall asleep after unprotected anal sex without showering, thus festooning one’s penis as if it has been bequeathed a Holiday Wreath from California’s Inland Valley.

I plowed that Lot Lizard at the Flying J and woke up to the smell of burnt soup, her Fresno Christmas Wreath around my Dick…

by Heath Oyama bangs horses November 16, 2021

Dirty Fresno

When a female spits on a male until he is sparkly clean.

Yo, Steve this girl last night gave me the sloppiest Dirty Fresno I’ve ever had.

by Precious.car.go August 20, 2021

Fresno

Fresno is bad

“IM SOOOO EXCITED TO GO TO FRESNO!”

Other person “Be quiet shut up.”

by BL2Z3 June 23, 2021

Fresno Nightcrawler

Fresno nightcrawler is an urban legend that is a cryptid often seen in CaliforniaThe Fresno Nightcrawler is an urban legend and a cryptid frequently reported in California. One notable sighting occurred on December 12, 2014, when a 60-year-old former Marine, who has not been named, and his wife were driving near Carmel. As they crested a hill, they spotted a 7-foot-tall, slender, gray creature, which later became known as the Fresno Nightcrawler.. One witness, a 60-year-old former marine yet to be named, and his wife were driving near Carmel on December 12, 2014 when they came up over a hill and saw a 7' tall, slender, gray creature which is now known as the Fresno Nightcrawler.

Someone: My neighbor saw the Fresno Nightcrawler in the security camera!
Someone 2: That's not a Fresno Nightcrawler. It's those tall among us creatures standing over 5' you stumped 10 toes 2 legs man!

by pseudonym1112 December 25, 2024

Fresno threesome

A threesome with two of the three participants being related. Usually cousins, how distant depends on how far away the threesome is taking place from a major metropolitan area.

"I hooked up with this girl a while ago and I met her cousin last night. I was catching vibes so I think I'll go for the Fresno threesome"
"you dog"

by yr195 October 15, 2016