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free range cock gobbler

Used when describing a female who is eager to have sex with any man she comes in contact with.
Man, Barbara has really turned in to a free range cock gobbler lately.

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Two guys sitting at a bar see a sluty chick walk in. Man 1 turns to man 2 and says:

Free range cock gobbler at 9 o'clock!
by GR8WhiteDevil July 11, 2017
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Go free range some dicks

Alteranative to eat a bag of dicks. Used when the effort required to bag dicks for consumption require more effort than the subject serves or time allows.

Dicks, scattered and frolicking in their natural habitat. Unbagged and grazing quietly.
Go free range some dicks, you’re not worth the time it takes to bag them.
by Gemstaa December 15, 2017
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A philosophy of doing business where the employees are treated fairly, not micromanaged and work in a healthy environment. The opposite of a sweat shop.
This place is a sweatshop! Clearly the owners do not believe in the philosophy of the "free range chicken" theory of business.

GE's practice of allowing employees to work from home 1-2 days a week is a great idea and they experience increased productivity from those employees. A true "free range chicken" theory of business philosophy.
by mWEEDo March 29, 2011
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Free Range Human

A person able to move their limbs freely, to walk about their beloved cities, towns, beaches and parks. A person looking forward to same, if and when the coronavirus pandemic ends.
After days of forced isolation in his minuscule New York apartment, able to touch all four walls at once, he yearned to open the door, to hit the street, to walk, to run, to be a free range human.
by Monkey's Dad March 20, 2020
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free range dog

When you go outside and see a dog that's not leashed.
Bad owners and their free range dogs.
by chris-loves-feet December 3, 2024
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free range porn

Porn magazines found at the side of the road, usually tossed :-) from car or truck windows and found lying in the grass.
Hey, was out walking today, came across a bunch of free range porn.
by Dajster June 18, 2016
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free range masturbation

The accomplishment that comes with masturbating in many locations and positions
My wife left for her family trip so I took up free range masturbation around the house.
by Justjamesar December 23, 2022
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