Man, Barbara has really turned in to a free range cock gobbler lately.
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Two guys sitting at a bar see a sluty chick walk in. Man 1 turns to man 2 and says:
Free range cock gobbler at 9 o'clock!
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Two guys sitting at a bar see a sluty chick walk in. Man 1 turns to man 2 and says:
Free range cock gobbler at 9 o'clock!
by GR8WhiteDevil July 11, 2017
Get the free range cock gobbler mug.Alteranative to eat a bag of dicks. Used when the effort required to bag dicks for consumption require more effort than the subject serves or time allows.
Dicks, scattered and frolicking in their natural habitat. Unbagged and grazing quietly.
Dicks, scattered and frolicking in their natural habitat. Unbagged and grazing quietly.
by Gemstaa December 15, 2017
Get the Go free range some dicks mug.A philosophy of doing business where the employees are treated fairly, not micromanaged and work in a healthy environment. The opposite of a sweat shop.
This place is a sweatshop! Clearly the owners do not believe in the philosophy of the "free range chicken" theory of business.
GE's practice of allowing employees to work from home 1-2 days a week is a great idea and they experience increased productivity from those employees. A true "free range chicken" theory of business philosophy.
GE's practice of allowing employees to work from home 1-2 days a week is a great idea and they experience increased productivity from those employees. A true "free range chicken" theory of business philosophy.
by mWEEDo March 29, 2011
Get the "free range chicken" theory of business mug.A parent scared of letting their child(ren) out of their sight to travel to/from a neighborhood park, friend's house, community pool or walk to school for fear of being reported to Child Protective Services (CPS), or their child(ren) being picked up (abducted) by the police and delivered to CPS. These parents would normally be fine with letting their children be unsupervised for such excursions, but have been closely monitoring the news of the couple in Maryland who have had ideological clashes with CPS and by extension, the police. This case has sparked a national debate as to whether these parents actually neglected their children in any way, and further, how helicopter parenting has raised a generation of helpless children to adulthood (millennials) who now expect the government and society to protect and coddle them, and who are in turn projecting these values onto modern GenX parents.
Dan and Mary are such free range chickens; they won't let their kids walk to the park anymore. They used to be free-rangers.
by Bloggernaut April 15, 2015
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by perfumedmetal March 23, 2010
Get the Free-range email mug.A person able to move their limbs freely, to walk about their beloved cities, towns, beaches and parks. A person looking forward to same, if and when the coronavirus pandemic ends.
After days of forced isolation in his minuscule New York apartment, able to touch all four walls at once, he yearned to open the door, to hit the street, to walk, to run, to be a free range human.
by Monkey's Dad March 20, 2020
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