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fret freckle

Similar to a worry wart, somone who frets or worries all the time.
Jan turns into a real fret freckle when little Jimmy doesn't come home on time.

OR

Fret Freckle: Dude I forgot to do my homeowork!
Normal Person: Here, copy mine.
by Zeke LAD October 4, 2012
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Alabama freckle face

When a man and a woman are in a 69 position and she let's out a small shart. The man comes up and has shit speckles on his face.
Nate: hey allison and I were doing 69 the other day and she let one go. Gave me an Alabama freckle face. It was awesome!!

Dustin: dude, sweet.

Kyle: dude, I went down on sarah the other night and she farted. Now I have all these Brown dots on my face!

Darin: dude, she gave you an Alabama freckle face!
by Ericockandballs November 6, 2017
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freckle tits

1. a female who has freckles on their breasts
2. a redhaired woman
3. see firecrotch
by Freck May 5, 2004
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bowl freckler

Spattering diarrhea all over the inside of a toilet bowl, usually after consuming JoJo's savory wedges from a shittily maintained service deli. At $2.50 a pound, indigestion is cheaply purchased in a white bag at your local Vons.
I left a serious bowl freckler in the employee bathroom after grubbing a pound of those greasy ass potatoes.
by BES the man July 10, 2006
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freckles

whoa no wonder shes beautiful, look at all those freckles!
by some hardcore girl April 1, 2004
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fecal freckle

Fecal Freckle... Happens when either a man or woman is receiving a rim job (salad tossing) and happens to float a wet fart with fecal projectiles that dot the face of the person giving the rim job (salad tossing). Once this happens, it would look like a person with freckles on their face. Hence the phrase FECAL FRECKLE.
Arina was giving me a rim job this morning and I could not hold my fart in. Unfortunately some fecal matter got on her face, it made her look as if she had fecal freckles.
by Tybor June 19, 2008
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felix's freckles

lee felix has the most beautiful freckles in existence. him and his freckles can trample all over me and i would apologize.
chan: felix's freckles are so beautiful
by i hate number ot8 November 1, 2019
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